Word Salad Humor

I love random Word-Salad Humor so much I made this!

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edited 25th Jan '11 1:44:59 PM by ColorPrinter

"Hey, Color Printer. Thanks for exploding me. Let's go punch a Sega Genesis. Ha ha ha!"

Wait wait wat

Apparently I got the Bad Dudes quote wrong. It's "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" not "Ha ha ha!"

"Are you a pink enough dress to delete the President?"

I stopped there. I don't think it can be topped.

best one yet:

• Hey, Trope-tan. Thanks for setting me. Let's go write a newspaper. Ha ha ha!
• Thank you Spock! But our dollar bill is in another karaoke machine!
• BOWSER DISLIKES MONEY.
• LUKE SKYWALKER DISLIKES COKE.
• BATMAN DISLIKES BOWLING PIN.

one thats actually true:

• BATMAN DISLIKES GUN.

edited 25th Jan '11 4:03:34 PM by Dynamod

"I love the Power Cue Ball. It's so good."
"I'm tired of these Diet Dr. Pepper-hating Diet Dr. Peppers on this zeppelin-misspelling golf ball!"
"Thank you Psycho Mantis! But our job application is in another baseball!"

edited 25th Jan '11 4:42:24 PM by Nyktos

Okay, that second one is more proof that the random selection on this is wacky. I need to look at the code.

edited 25th Jan '11 4:49:58 PM by ColorPrinter

BTW, the actual Snakes On A Plane quote is "I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

And Dr Pepper doesn't have a period in it.

edited 25th Jan '11 5:07:47 PM by Nyktos

Some hard drives think they can write me. Maybe...*sniff*...maybe. I've yet to meet one that can write bowl.

... now here is a Soviet Russia joke that makes itself.

"I'm tired of these dumbbell-defeating Dreamcasts on this basketball-spelling beyblade!"

Alliteration on the first part is OVER 9000.

"TROPE-TAN DISLIKES CHEESE WHEEL."

But...but...

The only real quips I have:

• At one point, it spelled "toolboxes" as "toolboxs" (I assume it's a pluralizing code)
• Why is Tom Servo in there but Crow T. Robot isn't?!

edited 25th Jan '11 5:18:26 PM by Pirka

This is a reused thing I had a while back, so that one phrase has been like that for a while. Shame on me. I'll fix it.

You're right! How dare I forget about him. And no, I'm not using a pluralizing code. I just made a mistake.

edited 25th Jan '11 5:47:45 PM by ColorPrinter

• The device said "No, Samus. You are the bowling pins." And then Samus was a toolbox.
• Im in ur iPhone, hating your iPod Nano.
• Im in ur Dreamcast, ringing your nickel.

• "Hey look, buddy. I'm a dress. That means I explode pets. Not pets like "What is a supreme pizza?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of cars. I explode brown pets."
• "Fast Eddie! What does the ping-pong paddle say about his flat level?" "IT'S OVER TWENTY SEXTILLION!"
• "But there's no sense hypnotizing over every mousepad, you just keep leveling-up till you run out of Gamecubes. And the science gets done, and you grow a neat wiki for the money who are still alive..."
• "Are you a smart enough dress to hypnotize the President?"

• Hey look, buddy. I'm a bowl. That means I build ion cannons. Not ion cannons like "What is a Diet Dr Pepper?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of soccer balls. I build small ion cannons.

Dude, I think I love you. ION CANNON BOWLS FOREVA!

I kinda want to see someone start illustrating these. Maybe I will try, even though I have a limited talent for making fictional characters look even remotely recognizable.

On the general topic of word salad humor, some day I want to set up a forum games thread wherein we'd play madlibs - I just don't know if I'd be better off writing an original story to serve as the framework, or I dunno, just using an excerpt of bad fanfiction for that purpose.

Oh, and:

• I have had it with these JPEG-defeating pets on this cat-stomping cue ball! Everybody fly in. I'm about to burp some flaming knives.

Imagining Samuel L. Jackson burping out flaming knives is kind of awesome.

edited 25th Jan '11 9:23:58 PM by MikeK

Mike, your post has confirmed my belief that this is the most awesome thing to ever be invented.

I read the title as World Salad Humor

So I was having fun generating memes... and then it started getting racist on me.

• I love the Power Newspaper. It's so white.
• "This is brown! This is yellow!" "...yellow? THIS IS EASTASIA!" *creates*
• "Trope-tan! What does the paper say about his black level?" "IT'S OVER EIGHT MILLION!"

....okay, I need to add more adjectives that aren't colors.

• Spock says: "Thank you so much for to drinking my stick!"

...and now it is writing slash fiction.

edited 26th Jan '11 12:04:13 PM by merton

Hey, look. More adjectives. There weren't that much at all.

And from that day forward any time a bunch of cats are together in one place it's called an object! Unless it's a golf ball!

Beautiful.

*So ur with ur cannon and yur deleting wen the monkey wrench levels-up. U eat it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my cannon?” U tell ur cannon n she say “my billiards table is short”. Then who was monkey wrench?

new sig.

• orange foosball table IS AN ENTRANCE TO CD case.
• What makes me a evil gun? If I were a short gun, I wouldn't be deserting here, asking it with ya, now would I?
• brown X-Box IS AN ENTRANCE TO water bottle.
• "This is horrible! This is ugly!" "...ugly? THIS IS Lilliput!" *flames*

...is an entrance to.... meme?

Oooh, I nice one:

• Expecting a Spanish X-Box 360? TOO BAD. Waluigi TIME.

edited 26th Jan '11 5:13:08 PM by pvtnum11

Aw, crap.

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