The Absolute Madman
If we must.(silently squees)
"We be we baby!"
Well this is a most troublesome circumstance. I suppose while I try to find a way out of this I should bake a pie for my new counterpart!
The Absolute Madman
It better not be poisoned!
"We be we baby!"
No, I would not resort to such measures in this circumstance. I do very much enjoy making pie though so I will take any excuse I can to do so.
edited 12th Jun '15 1:59:00 PM by Laithelryn
The Absolute Madman
Awww. Of course I would like some pie.
"We be we baby!"
Huzzah! Pie for everyone!
my current job
...how did I get to wherever the elves live this time?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
...is this even legal?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The Absolute Madman
Wha?! I didn't sign up for this!!
"We be we baby!"
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh
whyyyyyyyyyyyy
my current job
...you wanna file the divorce papers, or should I?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forever a hoopy food
Well, At least you aren't Three. O_0
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
The Absolute Madman
Wow. Is this even legal?
"We be we baby!"
I mean you no offence but this is truly not a good situation for me. I could have been much worse though I suppose...
Something something smithy
wat
Something something Arena.
E-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gendered
Hi.
I want a divorce.
Who finalized the marriage papers?!
"Just as planned."
... not surprised.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Um. Good morning, honey?
"Just as planned."
... Rachel's in her Heaven.
All's right with the world.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Well, I certainly ain't complaining about this.
The Absolute Madman
....Wanna file for divorce?
"We be we baby!"
Yes please.
...Should we start producing heirs now?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."