my current job
Welcome to the surface.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Stop Killing My Titles
...I didn't mean to. Sorry.
grah
-is likely dead-
edited 21st Dec '14 9:40:25 AM by IchigoMontoya
Hello!
'tis a total accident... it won't happen again by my word.
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
It don't matter. None of this matters.
Before you drill me in the harmful way and not the sexual way, I just want to say this;
"WURTH IT."
"'Tonight you will get you dick ripped off.'...Well that doesn't sound very right, does it?"
OHFUCKOHFUCK-
-Pounced on and dead-
edited 21st Dec '14 11:42:55 AM by Darkomega245
Stop Killing My Titles
...
Why did I do-(annihilated)
grah
Shadow of Legends
...
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
minus the annihilated part.
-runs-
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
She'd probably be more confused/surprised than pissed off, and anyways can only have one military vehicle out at once.
But it wouldn't be as fun as you think, since it'd basically feel like kissing an energy field in the shape of... wherever you kissed.
edited 21st Dec '14 3:06:19 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Score!
(hopes I don't get chased down by an army of tanks/planes/etc)
...eheh
\*frozen*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
....Eugh..wood.
And why did I did that?!
edited 24th Dec '14 10:12:42 AM by Darkomega245
Shadow of Legends
-cannot respond due to suffering a case of sudden-onset vaporization-
edited 25th Dec '14 1:35:18 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Stop Killing My Titles
...I regret everything.(gets annihilated)
grah
What the hell, that skeleton's cute ^_^
What the actual hell?
Stop Killing My Titles
...I can explain.
GAR. That's all I have to say.(probably Mjolnir'd)
grah
Not stupid or expendable.
Excuse me, dear chap. I didn't kiss that blond man because he's too tall! Even kissing that fancypants could be easier.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Jer gets all the girls
Ah...you are not the Doctor I thought I might do this to. I'm so sorry...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
.....Oh fuck me I am going to di-
...Tastes like nightmares.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Dread Pirate Captain
Why would I ever do such a thing? I am most perplexed by my own actions...
Please don't kill me, farseer. This was an accident...
...eheh
Not stupid or expendable.
YEEUGH! -washes mouth out with soap-
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Ohhhh, jeez, I'm sorry. I thought you were the Dragonborn. My bad.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.