Calamity is a housewife
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I'm just...going to close this now.
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...and question my fanbase.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Well... it could've been worse.
Oh my, why does Serion have short hair and why is he covered in-
*closes tab* That isn't him!!! And you DO NOT want to know what happens next!
edited 30th Sep '14 10:56:29 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
Stop Killing My Titles
...well.
Burroughs, add that to my favorites, please.
grah
Party Crasher
I suppose this could work... somehow...
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
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This is even worse then all those Remilia/Sakuya fics!
"...I need a even stronger drink right now.."
I'm not going to do it with a dude!
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I suppose I would do anything for power. But let's leave the Pokémon out of this next time.
We wouldn't do such a thing to a human!
I don't think Calia and Amber are compatible with those monsters.
Calia: I'm getting the authorities to arrest him.
Amber: Forget it, I'm going to burn him myself.
...eheh
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Hmm, could I traumatize N even further with this?
If I replace Fighter with Red Mage, this story makes sense!
....... I have never engaged in any sort of those activities,
For duty, duty, must be done, the rule applies to everyone;Calia: What is this? Why are we having a threesome? It's against the law to slander nobility!
Amber: I'm going off to burn the guy who did it.
...eheh
-Feeds it to Hydra-
"That will never see the light of day aga-"
[GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!]
"OH GOD IT POISONED HYDRA!"
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Breeding a magic Hydra and Hydreigon was ingenious! Why didn't I think of this before?
This story isn't true because I never do these sorts of things! I wouldn't know how to deal with it!
Shadow of Legends
-indistinct chiming and sparkling noises-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Amber: Whoa, Chris and Firewhirl are playing with those colours in the sky.
Calia: They're not playing... They're having sex. Ugh.
...eheh
Classic
"Ugh! What is this slander they're writing about us!?"
"I'm already working on hacking it off the Internet. Must be some kind of GUN propaganda."
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
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I wonder how that idiot other me would react, he'd probably hate it!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Well, that's tasteless. Time to vaporize another trollfic writer."
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!"
Pffffffft-
[NOT AGAIN!]
Someone. Wrote a fic. Of me doing something to a younger girl.
Charge 100%, HYDRA MERGE.
edited 30th Sep '14 8:50:32 PM by FracturedMancer