Get me my shotgun.
Well that was...interesting...
Now this I like...
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
... I... what? Sadist is nice and all, but... what?
Get me a weapon. A painful one.
edited 15th Jan '11 5:18:04 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Uh... OK, it at least makes sense, but the OOC-ness of the characters, numerous spelling mistakes and stilted sex scenes don't.
edited 15th Jan '11 5:18:39 PM by MrW
No no no no no no!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Who wrote this? And why am I in it?
Not that I object to the content; I just want to know who would be depraved enough to write this.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
A Pheasant Experience
^x2 -_- I need a drink...
^ Ditto.
edited 15th Jan '11 5:21:49 PM by TheGinkei
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Someone fetch my chainsaw for me?
What the... >///<
edited 15th Jan '11 5:23:19 PM by CompassionateSadist
DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! TO HELL WITH THIS SLASH!!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Uhhh... I guess that was enjoyable...
edited 15th Jan '11 5:23:54 PM by MrW
Wha-?!
-Gets bazooka to hunt down author-
That was just ridiculous! And that doesn't work!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Uh...
Will someone please give me my chainsaw?
(is passed some kind of Stihl) Thanks, kid. (revs it up; goes in search of whoever wrote all this)
edited 15th Jan '11 5:25:18 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Well, that's another name to my list of people who absoloutly must die...
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
You and me both, mate. (And I do NOT mean "mate" in that way...)
edited 15th Jan '11 5:27:31 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
A Pheasant Experience
Eww, why would you do that to a phe- I mean, that was totally not awkward...
Gah, NO! WHO WROTE THIS!? I AM NOT AN AVIOPHILE!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
... And now I get genderbent. At least one of us is female in the story, but still, we're both real people! What the fuck? And why did I have to get genderbent?!
edited 15th Jan '11 5:37:53 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yakka Foob Mog
Um, that doesn't strictly make sense. I mean, we're from the same state, sure, but... Huh, "beefy arms... titanic manhood... " At least they described me accurately.
edited 15th Jan '11 5:48:15 PM by darnpenguin
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
Classic Furry Sidekick.
Ahem.
I am done.
My name remains a mystery to us all.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Alright, that's another name to add to the death list...
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yuck. Well, at least I'm in character other than the whole engaging-in-licentious-behavior-with-someone-for-sexual-pleasure bit. Which is kinda the whole thing. Maybe I'm not in character...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Exactly What It Says on the Tin. And go!