The onomatopoeia for farting?:

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1 Vorpy15th Jan 2011 11:42:27 AM from from from from from from from from from , Relationship Status: Two-timing
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I know writing the word "fart" next to somebody's butt isn't the greatest or most entertaining, but I was dumbfounded by what a fart would normally be spelled out as. Mostly because mine are too quiet or come from the wrong area so there's no real way for me to sample my own, and every fart.mp3 I listen to is different or too long.

If fart was an onomatopoeia, how would it be spelled?

And, is there any way to make a fart humorous without having to make it a minute long or make it sound like it's fetid and soilent?
2 Deboss15th Jan 2011 11:56:31 AM from Awesomeville Texas
I see the Awesomeness.
I believe it's "frrrt" although it would depend on the type.
On the humor part I guess it all depends on circumstance. Being both inappropriate to the situation and surprising.
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"Poot" is reliable.
^ Sounds more like something being squeegeed against the wall.

Try 'Tooot' for the soprano-farts, or 'teeeeeeuuuooo..!' for the really squeezy farts. Or if you're wanting baritone: "PPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT"

edited 15th Jan '11 4:59:55 PM by QQQQQ

7 SalFishFin15th Jan 2011 06:09:14 PM from A respectful distance away , Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
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@OP: Come from the wrong area?
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8 Madrugada15th Jan 2011 06:09:42 PM , Relationship Status: In season
"Braaat!" or "poot!" depending on whether it a long one or a little, — well, — poot.
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9 ImipolexG15th Jan 2011 08:12:03 PM from all our yesterdays
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James Joyce rendered it as Pprrpffrrppfff.

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10 Durazno15th Jan 2011 08:21:13 PM from Academia , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
All business!
Plappppt? Pthbbbbt? Thzzdt? Flarpt? Fwint? Plunt?
11 Wheezy15th Jan 2011 08:28:19 PM from South Philly
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12 ImipolexG15th Jan 2011 08:54:47 PM from all our yesterdays
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Nope, the end of the Sirens episode in Ulysses.
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13 Talann_Zar16th Jan 2011 09:22:46 PM from Halo: Reach Forge
I always imagined it would go "ffffppbbttbbbt"
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14 Keybreak16th Jan 2011 09:33:55 PM from amid it all , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
I'm very partial to pbbbbbbbbbt.
15 YonTroper21st Jan 2011 07:27:29 PM from [DATA EXPUNGED]
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I tend to go with "ptttthhhhbbbbttt".
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
16 Vorpy21st Jan 2011 08:57:09 PM from from from from from from from from from , Relationship Status: Two-timing
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@OP: Come from the wrong area?

Here you go.
17 HaggisMcCrablice19th Jun 2012 08:59:39 PM , Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'd say *BLAART* for the big ones, *BRIPPTT* for the ones slightly higher in pitch (often caused by straining too hard), and *squeeka* for those little tiny ones.

edited 19th Jun '12 9:01:59 PM by HaggisMcCrablice

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I would go with something like this; brrrrfppfpptt

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Obviously it depends on the fart itself! The short, sort of squeezy ones are kind of a "fweeep," or maybe a "thrpt!" The louder but shorter ones are more of the "pbbbthbt" type. Long ones are definitely the big, "Flaaaarrtthpt!" types.
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20 sabrina_diamond27th Jun 2012 08:10:15 AM from inside my own belly... , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(squwweeeee) for the small ones and BRRRRRTTTTHHHHAAAARFFFFFFFSSS for the explosive one and 'squiff' for the silent ones
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24 Tuckerscreator2nd Apr 2013 12:10:39 AM from High Charity, the Prophet's Holy City , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
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Ey, he just wanted to let us know this made him happy. I say that's alright with me.
Cool I just noticed it was necro thread when I already posted

edited 2nd Apr '13 2:20:46 AM by Cryticus

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