"They call her AI yet they use AI to write their article on her. Laugh or cry...?"
Kaito is an alien and he is kinda spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy!
Logic Girl
"First off, I don't collect dead birds."
For every low there is a high.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Okay, with that magazine sticking out like that, you stop being sexy."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"You ever notice how much flower stems look like asparagus?"
The Protomen enhanced my life.
Time to go venturing through the Web!
"Y'all are so cringe you make the 9-year-olds on r/GachaLifeCringe seem highbrow by comparison. And they're 9-year-olds. On r/GachaLifeCringe."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
"You're not a real gamer unless you've never talked to a woman before! So, yeah, I've got some bad news for you, bub!"
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"Can you see what I see?"
"The doorknob got in my way."
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Synapse discharges are a liquid
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Logic Girl
"Scarab before cat, except after wavy line."
For every low there is a high.
Damnably Inscrutable
"This wonderful essay has truly given me a deeper appreciation for the apoptosis of nervous tissue in the cerebellum."
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
Dylexic wrighter
An excuse to google pregnant bodybuilders.
Just Some Guy
Big pop for pregnancy.
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
Time to go venturing through the Web!
"Up until now, I never thought I'd see a color described as being "scrunkly""
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Dylexic wrighter
The elf is a lesbian.
Cynthia at the Beach
"Scafarafa."
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Girtablilu?
"To all of you here in person, and all of you watching on television, I hope you enjoy the show!"
Logic Girl
"That's not a compromise, that's a 'you get what you want and I get a cheap knockoff of what I want'."
For every low there is a high.
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"Step 1: Make a baby out of Play-Doh."
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
The Destruction God's cohort
"I'm not making a fujo parody of Game Over by Falling in Reverse."
Art by Smellpelt | Read about Croi here
Knuckles the Echidna
"This is a storybook? Where's the story? This is just a book!"
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The Ruined King
“The rackets are way too big!”
Edited by J99908 on Apr 24th 2024 at 8:11:42 AM
Love ruins all."No, the window is not a catgirl in disguise, that's just the fury of the Erinys and Valkyrie being turned into a card game for leopards."
"To all of you here in person, and all of you watching on television, I hope you enjoy the show!"
Time to go venturing through the Web!
"Ah, the mind of an adolescent truly is something. [Beat] And seldom in a good way. I should know."
Edited by HunterGr33n on Apr 25th 2024 at 10:18:41 AM
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
"Yep, this is going in my .txt file."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist