"The water pressure was the same as a healthy guy's pee stream."
Kaito is an alien and he is kinda spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy!
Stark Holmes
…But did you put on the fox butthole tail?
Discombobulate.
Time to go venturing through the Web!
"...In short, it's complicated, and not the Avril Lavigne song."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"Monkeys can pick bugs off each other. You may not."
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Further cumulation of shit: one call ended, and unfortunately the nature calls, a game of thrones... AND THERE'S ANOTHER CALL RIGHT WHILE I'M SITTING AND FLUMING THE LOG!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Talking Heads is for asexuals who hate going outside."
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules." | My Wall
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"So I was polishing the chinchilla in the morning..."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
totally non-filler title
"bro thought of some philosophical shit relating to romance"
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
The Ruined King
“I just go into every Mc Donald’s ever and just jerk off into the ice cream machine.”
Edited by J99908 on Apr 11th 2024 at 11:07:16 AM
Love ruins all.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"Charismatic bogeyfauna"
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"ENTITY"
"it's not like they have hidden messages telling wanderers that what really happened was that some ancient ruler blew up the old level in an epic battle against gigachad and getting mogged to a point near death and left behind a frozen ruins or whatever"
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Logic Girl
"Making cream of toadstool soup would be a bad idea!"
For every low there is a high.
“Does cooking help me sell alcohol?”
steel eel pilot
"but how do you know if each bread has the same voice"
Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes [note: at all times, the steel eel pilot is a salmon] (they/them)Two from today, both related to the same person:
"[Full name of IRL colleague] confirmed pants-pisser???"
and
"You're a pants-pooper AND an arsonist?!? What the flip!?!?"
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules." | My Wall
Time to go venturing through the Web!
"Does that fridge say 'Atomic Queer'?"note
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
“I feel bad for those who liked Cuties.”
"Does this mean my back cracks?"
Kaito is an alien and he is kinda spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy!
The Ruined King
“He gets solo’d by Bob Barker.”
Love ruins all.
Logic Girl
"Can monkeys use logic?"
For every low there is a high.
“I’m glad they believe animation is for everyone but at the same time animation is for everyone.”
Edited by ChicoTheParakeet on Apr 13th 2024 at 2:32:35 PM
"For once let's not let the relationship drama overshadow the fighting a band of imposters drama."
Dylexic wrighter
"I never learned to drive, and this guy expects me to time travel." note
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"What do you think this is, Mario Kart?"
This was after my dad threw a banana peel out the car window earlier today, for context.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
"clearly you don't hang around on tumblr, toxic old man yaoi is trendy right now"
the statement above is false