We've come too far to give up who we are
I don't want to give you paper because I don't feel like tearing out paper right after I did the aforementioned action.
We're up all night to get lucky
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
"HAVE YOU LEVELED UP YOUR POLAR BEAR TODAY?"
3 microphones forever
"Might not be something you want to go around telling people: 'We already have Ebola!'"
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Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Li'l Shardfinder
That long is more wall than all the other longs...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Yeah, I'm really glad I found my old AOL.com email address still works. Now to change the sodding password at last!"
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
"Don't Naruto run down the auditorium!"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"What do you mean Dutchy McTapShoes wasn't a real historical figure?"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
"I knew it! I have an Amish beard!"
Li'l Shardfinder
We broke the speed of light, and then we got pulled over.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
In the name of being honest
Li'l Shardfinder
How do you mishear "Du hast Mich, Du hast Mich" as "I am Jewish, I eat quiche"?!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
"When in doubt, sell your children."
"Just as planned."
"And so I have come to enjoy my time with my quarky antibaryonic bosonic baelien."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Zangoose nobody likes
"How do you know? Have you ever stabbed someone with a cheesecake?"
"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
"Don't go all Smeagol on me, give me back the tinsel!"
Li'l Shardfinder
I rub ducks together to make lightning.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
My son is a dumbass
I have already chosen and I seem to be unable to change my decision, my dear. I guess I will have to step into the limelight for once, show my little plans of chaos and destruction. I guess to at least... calm my inner conflict, I have to be more forward in my way to play. If you are unable to handle it... consider yourself faced with a choice unknown in nature to most of us though obvious to this talker and those that are talked to. Farewell.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"How do you cut yourself on salsa?"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
"And it's spinning like a helicopter! And now it's trying to takeoff"
Hi
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"Hooray, everybody's dead!"
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
Li'l Shardfinder
He's a bad guy, but he loves the word 'periwinkle' and steals cookies.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"DID YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO FOR THREE DAYS!? IS THAT WHY YOU DID NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD!?"
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
It's either "No bags, we carry out leftovers like men" or, "Actually, that's not true, not all cookies are created equal."
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Oh shit, I looked like Carl from The Walking Dead when I was younger!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
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