Why hello there.
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... {flips coin. It's tails}
...
FALCON PPUUUUUUUUUUUNCH! {punches Kyubey}
RAIDAAAAAAAAA KIIIIIIIIICK! (kicks Kyubey)
edited 5th Aug '11 6:44:54 PM by Psyga315
"I wish to meet my quota. -Kyubey"
How does that even work? I mean, he's the one granting the wishes, so...
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IT'S KYUBEY!!!!!!! ...Can I have your autograph? 
Is that your wish?
I'll be happy to grant it, if so.
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Sorry, buddy, I'm a dude. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
*pats* Plus, even if I could make a wish, I'd think of something much better than that.
Whoa man, if it isn't QB himself, hogging the spotlight on the Number of the Beast page.
How far will your 20 pesos go?
Okay, sorry for kicking your ass, Kyubey. While I hate your smugginess, you do raise some good points with the Soul Gems and the Entropy thing.
edited 5th Aug '11 7:46:45 PM by Psyga315
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Oh wow, I just noticed that. Now that is an awesome coincidence. XD
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
You're being sarcastic, right? XD
edited 5th Aug '11 7:47:30 PM by HekirekiNoMakai
I will peel your skin off and put you in a box full of hungry rats. All because I feel like it.
No. I'm not. He showed how fighting was more efficient if the soul was out of the body and you can't blame him for using an unorthodox method if it's the only way to save the world.
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But he kind of got Entropy wrong didn't he?
I will peel your skin off and put you in a box full of hungry rats. All because I feel like it.
Yeah, but then again, if we talk about science, we'll be here all day.
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Yeah, I don't want to talk about science. It's not my strong suit.
Neither is spelling, as this edit shows you. XD
edited 5th Aug '11 8:05:49 PM by HekirekiNoMakai
I will peel your skin off and put you in a box full of hungry rats. All because I feel like it.
.....KYUUUBEEYYYYY!!!....
How's it goin'?
Bird mom
Now that Madoka has fixed the system I'm considering taking your Magical Girl offer. How much magic potential do I have?
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.
It depends on how many milliliters of tears you cried after watching episode 10.
We take that number and put it through a complicated, proprietary algorithm to get a numerical measurement.
Processing time usually takes 2-3 business days. You may have to wait until Monday at the earliest to get your results, since we don't work over the weekends.
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Uh... does it count if you're brought to near-tears? Like a Heroic BSoD, if you've ever heard of one?
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Wow, so organized. *takes notes*
edited 5th Aug '11 9:27:24 PM by HekirekiNoMakai
I will peel your skin off and put you in a box full of hungry rats. All because I feel like it.
We take near-tears into consideration, but actual tears are given more weight. The algorithm accommodates this.
(they/them)
What if my reaction was interest and perhaps mild amusement? Can I apply to be an Incubator?
Conspiracy Theorist
Incubators are parasites that infect cats. When the cat dies, the Incubator leaves the body and infects another cat. That's why there are so many Kyubeys.
I've known about it since the beginning. But I just refused to believe it.
I'm not at liberty to go into further detail about our origins or confirm that theory.
I will, however, disclose that you cannot merely apply and become one of us.
This is where you humans would offer your condolences, correct?
edited 5th Aug '11 10:48:01 PM by Kyubey
ThesSse Incuubators...SSsuch a curious little race. They woould HAve been of no conCERN to meee except they...hm...they have been meddliing...in my aafFAIRss.
edited 6th Aug '11 5:17:59 AM by TheGMan
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Hey, do you guys make Magical Boys too? My little brother watched some of your recruitments drive promotion videos and wants to apply. He wants to be immortal, apparently.
edited 5th Aug '11 6:36:06 PM by doineedaname