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hElLo ThErE.
edited 9th Mar '11 8:01:56 PM by megamagikarp
Based on what?
hI
Church/cult threads tend to get locked easily, just so you know...
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HoW aRe YoU tOdAy?
What's the point of these types of threads, anyway?
edited 9th Mar '11 8:06:01 PM by megamagikarp
Based on what?
HIP HOP HIPSTER
hey
WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL BROTHER
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
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YoU jUsT aInT dOiNg It RiGhT.
edited 9th Mar '11 8:09:50 PM by megamagikarp
Based on what?
HIP HOP HIPSTER
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND A MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK REFERENCE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
after all, that is the way of the great pie
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nEvEr ReAd HoMeStUcK. 
HIP HOP HIPSTER
well that's your problem
WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND MOTHERFUCKING READ IT
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WeLl, Ok, I aCtUaLlY dId ReAd ThE fIrSt HuNdReD PaGeS Or So, BuT I lOsT iNtReSt.
Based on what?
i'M nOt iiNtO Ho Me St Uc K eItHeR.
edited 9th Mar '11 8:22:26 PM by CompassionateSadist
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Peers in
Okay, so I'm the Paladin around these part. Basically, if you want to stay a cult around here, you'll have to prove that you don't lay on the Evil axis or the Chaotic Neutral alignment. Fail to do this and we'll be forced to burn down everything, unless of course you're a cult of fire, in which case we'll just leave everything really, really damp.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
O hAi uShT
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Yeap, in addition to proof of alignment, we'll also need you to sign a few contracts stating that if devils, elements, or something else of the evil alignment shows up that you will not join them. In exchange for this, we'll be more than willing to compensate with regional protection, weekly smiting for those troublesome spirits that may get accidentally conjured up, and sugar cookies.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
...
cOoKiEs, yOu Sa Y?
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Yes, sugar cookies, both original flavor and sugar free.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
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...SuGar FrEe SuGaR cOoKiEs? Is ThAt EvEn PoSiBiLe?
Based on what?
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Wizards and magic.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
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Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Yeah, just don't think too hard about it.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
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MaGiC iS wEiRd LiKe ThAt.
edited 9th Mar '11 8:45:23 PM by megamagikarp
Based on what?
HIP HOP HIPSTER
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
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WhAt Is?
Based on what?
hI.