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MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
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#1: Jan 4th 2011 at 6:02:17 PM

...it's a completely new genre, known as ninjapunk!

edited 4th Jan '11 6:02:23 PM by MrAHR

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#2: Jan 4th 2011 at 6:03:56 PM

No, they're on a planet in the Star Wars Galaxy, hence the Orange Jumpsuit.

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Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#3: Jan 4th 2011 at 7:05:24 PM

I just assumed there were some time-travelling related shenanigans that the protagonists were unaware of.

edited 4th Jan '11 7:05:54 PM by Pentadragon

uwnim from Here Since: Mar, 2010
#4: Jan 15th 2011 at 9:13:23 PM

The great nations use the ninja to take out inventors of anything that they feel threatens the ninja system.

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#5: Jan 26th 2011 at 5:52:19 AM

Actually... they are all the result of some kids watching a stupid B-Movie about ninjas and getting their own ideas, then falling into a coma. That's right, the enitre series is the best coma dream ever.

Ironic, huh?
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#6: Jan 26th 2011 at 10:10:39 AM

Best?

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satannstuff the devil you know from squishy parts unknown Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
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#7: Jan 30th 2011 at 4:21:38 AM

If you've got kids capable of defeating entire armies you don't really need assault rifles, long range artillery, jet fighter and whatever, so people tend to focus on building stuff that will actually get used, such as entertainment systems and the like.

"Do you want me to make a speech or something?" - Traziun
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#8: Jan 30th 2011 at 9:08:26 AM

What if you don't want to surrender defense and rule of your nation to a fuedal system that relies on martial prowess as the sole determining factor of leadership?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
satannstuff the devil you know from squishy parts unknown Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
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#9: Jan 31st 2011 at 6:32:22 AM

You do know this is Naruto right? Poeple in that verse aren't exactly known for their logical thinking.

"Do you want me to make a speech or something?" - Traziun
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#10: Jan 31st 2011 at 11:15:37 AM

I will bring LIBERATION to the massess of the IGNORANT. I will DELIVER to them the INSTURMENT of their REVOLUTION. The POOR, the DOWNTRODDEN, the OPPRESSED shall be given THE FIREARM.

We shall OVERTHROW the Ninja HEGEMONY!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
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#11: Jan 31st 2011 at 3:05:00 PM

Because they can take our lives... but they can never take! Our FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!

Ironic, huh?
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#12: Jan 31st 2011 at 4:53:00 PM

One of them may fell a hundred of us, but a thousand bullets shall fell a hundred ninja, and each man carries a hundred!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
satannstuff the devil you know from squishy parts unknown Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
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#13: Feb 1st 2011 at 6:06:34 AM

[up][up]What do you think the ninjas would do to you if you tried to build something more advanced than a crossbow? I seriously doubt they would let you spread your blasphemy. ( Not that I don't think guns are cool, but I don't think ninjas would agree with me on that. )

"Do you want me to make a speech or something?" - Traziun
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#14: Feb 1st 2011 at 9:59:30 AM

They have radios, outboard engines, computers, steam power, steel, clocks, photography, cinemas.

Yeah, they already have stuff more advanced than crossbows.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
satannstuff the devil you know from squishy parts unknown Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
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#15: Feb 2nd 2011 at 7:08:39 AM

I was talking about weapons. [up]See? There's the word gun.[up];)

edited 2nd Feb '11 7:09:43 AM by satannstuff

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#16: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:28:16 AM

When the first hokage is found with his head exploded and the only evidence a single peice of brass two miles away, they won't be able to keep the revolution down.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
satannstuff the devil you know from squishy parts unknown Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
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#17: Feb 3rd 2011 at 5:58:45 AM

You're forgetting that ninjas have ways of knowing things they couldn't possibly know, for the sake of plot. Your revolution would be over before it even starts.

"Do you want me to make a speech or something?" - Traziun
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#18: Feb 3rd 2011 at 10:43:10 AM

Not if it's plot relevant.

Plus I'd take the writers hostage.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#20: Feb 5th 2011 at 8:34:05 AM

Oh yes, I'll take them hostage with my pocket knife.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
ued199 Emperor of Acheron from Philippines Since: Oct, 2009
Emperor of Acheron
#21: Feb 6th 2011 at 6:18:22 AM

Maybe they use to be hightech society and then a huge ninja war was wage in which they used a powerful jutsu which destroyed all forms of technology reducing them into their current state.

Not all dreams are meant to come true, otherwise there would be a lot of dead people.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#22: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:34:56 AM

But their current state is more or less par with our own, the ninjas just don't use modern weapons.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
ued199 Emperor of Acheron from Philippines Since: Oct, 2009
Emperor of Acheron
#23: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:14:30 PM

Well its not like they can simply go back to being super high tech in less than a year. Their current technology is something of 1920-1950 level of technology.

Not all dreams are meant to come true, otherwise there would be a lot of dead people.
Prime32 Since: Jan, 2001
#24: Apr 7th 2011 at 2:35:04 AM

Why is the invention of guns necessary for the invention of radios? sad

hotdog285 paradox delivery service from <REDACTED> Since: Feb, 2011
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#25: Apr 9th 2011 at 1:18:09 PM

Why don't they need guns? guns aren't exactaly stealthy without a silencer, and it would be impractical to put a silencer on every gun, plus there is still the flash from firing, and the silencer only reduces the noise of fireing it makes it a click. As for the other tech, ninjas were taking heavy casualties in the wars,once one side found out how to make guns, other villages would find out, compare that to the tech found in a hospital, the other village would have to invade your village to capture that tech, and there would have to be spies to tell them about it, so it can also be considered counter intellegence, if an enemy finds out, then you know you have a hotile spy operating in the village, limit the access to the tech, and you will narrow down the potential cantidates for who is the spy.

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