Jer gets all the girls
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Do I get run over? I think I get run over. Ouch.
Welp, into a costume for me. Ow, pointy
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Maybe not...When he says he's strong in my signature, he means it
edited 24th Jul '15 7:16:43 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Being not a psychopath, I know to aim for weak points. I probably win, barely.
The Absolute Madman
It only kills cartoons and I just pour it all on the main villain and down the drain, so I win, unless it tries to run me over at top speed, then i'm screwed.
"We be we baby!"
Joyful angel
Giving it Pearl.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
I'd die in 2 seconds. Especially since I don't have any weapons of my own.
The Absolute Madman
yeah pearl wins.
Jer gets all the girls
-CRASH-
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
I don't think I really stand much of a chance here.
Joyful angel
He's killing me regardless of my opinion.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Dread Pirate Captain
x2 As if I have any chance of even standing up to freakin' Darth Revan.
Yeah, not that too.
edited 25th Jul '15 7:52:48 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
No don't kill me you're the best of all Sai— *shot*
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Annoyed Mode: ON
BLAM
BLAM
-five minutes later...-
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
Hah! Who's dead now, sucker?!
...
...guess it's not you. Fuck.
And that's how I believe it'd go.
Forever a hoopy food
It would be a tie. And then cue the make-out scene which includes a big dang kiss as Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" from the movie Watchmen
plays in the background!
EDIT: OH NO! I forgot to read the title! I thought it was You vs Your Avatar!
edited 29th Jul '15 10:33:35 AM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
The Absolute Madman
If I were a villain, then I'm likely to die. But I'm not, so he ignored me.
"We be we baby!"
Divine Burden
I probably get die, or I punt him/her away with a kick, i dunno.
edited 29th Jul '15 3:44:07 AM by Bolded1
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Well, assuming I managed to hijack a Metal Gear, I'd be able to put up a hell of a fight.
You'd probably be boned regardless of her power level, if you get what I'm saying.
edited 29th Jul '15 1:56:58 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
If she's as powerful as her male counterpart, I'm boned.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Breath of the Sun
I such at FNAF, so I'm definitely dead.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Yeah, I'm giving this one to the Iron Giant.
The Absolute Madman
If I'm nice, then he won't kill me.
I'm screwed.
edited 29th Jul '15 9:12:38 AM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
Divine Burden
I dunno.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Big Boss would win
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
They appear to be a mere human? If so mine should easily prevail.
edited 29th Jul '15 3:54:23 PM by Laithelryn
I'm roadkill.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.