Catchphrases you've accidentally developed

i didnt notice until my mom pointed it out to me, but i use the word "comically" a lot

Whenever somebody says "What if the something-something was/were the friends we/they made along the way?", I say "In the sequel, I'm hunting for gold."

"Let me get over there"

"Bob's your uncle."

Yes, I'm an Anglophile.

"Who puts the green tea in with the barbecue sauce?"

I've been saying "You're pulling me!" a lot in place of "You're pulling my leg!" or "No way!", after a one-time gag from Futurama where a mutated leg said the line. IDK how it got so ingrained in my head lol (I'll still say things like "No fucking way!" though).

Edited by Coachpill on Jan 14th 2024 at 10:42:46 AM

I realize that I tend to find myself quoting a lot of the lines from "Albuquerque" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, but "Well, that's just great! How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind-reader, for crying out loud!" is one of my most frequent ones.

Also, variants of "You can't have that! That snorkel has been just like a snorkel to me!"

"Well, SOMEBODY will like this." - When browsing a certain... uh, genre, of content, and coming across a category that I just can't see the sex appeal of.

• Calling people "bub" or "pal" when I'm annoyed with them. "Punk" and "chucklenuts" are a step further. I tend to keep anything beyond that to myself.
• *Cough* Snark *Cough*, particularly "*cough*bourgeois*cough*" when I see Conspicuous Consumption or anything else...well, bourgeois.
• Really, "bourgeois" and other socialist terms creep in every now and then.
• Not a vocal thing, but I often try to greentext on forums and Discord due to spending too much time on 4chan back in the day.

I actually call people "pal" (or sometimes "buddy", "dude" or "man") when I'm annoyed with them, too.

Idk if this counts, but sometimes when I make a shitpost on any site, I'll top it with the caption "im sorry".

“Very yes.”

“Judas Priest, Jesus Christ.”

If I really don’t want to do something, I like to say “Not for all the (insert favorite food or drink here) in (insert country or US state that’s famous for it here).”

I’m too nervous to ask a question

Hey there, welcome back. :)

I have too many quotes from the entire Homestar Runner canon to count by this point; there's a funny, catchy line for just about anything.

Like when I volunteer for a task, "I can do it! I will do it nine times!", or of course the immortal "no probablo!", oh and when something awesome happens in a show or game I use "what function key do I gotta press to make that happen again?" And countless others.

”Technically” seems to have caught traction with me lately.

I'll never get out of here at this rate

Something's not quite right here

"I'm gonna go get my shoes."

It's more of a signal to my dogs that I'm ready for walkies. But they understand exactly what it means.

"Interesting."

I've started saying "REAL" a lot in response to some very excellent takes from an online friend.

real and true

Whenever I say something like "you need to let it go, it's current year now" in response to someone acting like it's still 2008 or 2010 or 2018 or something I have the urge to also say "you need to let it go, the accident wasn't your fault."

(Double post)

"This shit is making me turn into DogsEatingDogs6" for when I get really mad at something I shouldn't

“Sometimes I just need to get away from it all” (regarding hotels near my house).