Crusty Nostrils
AAAHHH THEY GONNA PROBE OUR RECTUMS!
Puts on a tinfoil hat that makes it look like my head is a giant Kisses chocolate chip
edited 1st Jan '11 9:22:01 PM by BlackHoleOfFood
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Oh no, the local ITT Corporation is being attacked! I work there!
-runs screaming through the streets, flailing my arms like an idiot-
I'm too young to die!
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
Sooo, Aliens huh?
We need Jeff Goldblum!
Aliens?! Fuck, gimme a sec, I'll be back in ten minutes with a shotgun.
-takes his shotgun out- Huh, I guess Bill Hicks was right...
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Calendar enthusiast
*Starts taking photos*
Ukrainian Red Cross
Be green.
goes to nearest house to hide in-
I am bad at picking things.
Sorceress Bookwench
Well, I guess we're gonna have to take them down the hard way. -Loads shotgun.-
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
But we don't even know if the aliens are friendly or not!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Show an affirming flame
Sorceress Bookwench
...I want one. Seriously.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
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I see what you did thar. Also -Cocks shotgun- I love this shotgun.
-starts shooting aliens in the face-
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Be green.
Thats not nice juan!
I am bad at picking things.
The thread is called: "We're being 'attacked' by aliens" not We're being 'visited' by aliens...got that?
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
-runs in circles screaming-
I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
Quick! Wear a pan over your head! It's so they can't read your mind!
Sorceress Bookwench
Heh, they'll be traumitized by the stuff in my head.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Really? Well...
'-puts pan on head-''
I'm being safe.
I'll put it as midly as possible...THEY GOT LASERS! THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR MINDS! THE CARE ABOUT US BEING DEAD AND THEM CAUSING IT. Now that that's dealt with. -Dramatic Gun Cock- Who wants to come with me and destroy some alien ass?
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Sorceress Bookwench
What motive do they have for killing us?
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Be green.
Maybe its to mind control humans and make us slaves?
I am bad at picking things.
The sky got dark. I bet its just a stor.....WHY ARE THERE SPACE SHIPS COMING HERE!?
edited 1st Jan '11 5:35:45 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.