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Greetings, Poison, Heals you by fucking you, end scene.

and Please make posts that are at least 100 words long. Thank you. Also, don't reply to this post.

edited 11th Jul '11 8:09:09 PM by OrangeSpider

The RED Medic and Mayuri happened to have met one day, and although their encounter almost resulted in a fight, they both found that they seem to have a love of sadistic experiments. It was just moments later that the Medic found the BLU Spy and knocked him out cold. Mayuri poisoned the unconscious body and severed the head immediately afterwards, in which the Medic grinned and placed that head in the fridge on life support, just as it is just within the brink of death. Then they both experiment on the body and afterwards let Archimedes into its chest cavity as the Medic reaches over to Mayuri and... (I'll leave this up to you.)

I'm sorry, I know next to nothing about Bleach and only got basic info from a friend, so this didn't turn out as great as I would like...

"Okay, I'm gonna do this," Zombie thought to herself, sneaking into the RED base, "Enough pussyfooting, time to actually talk to 'im." She tried to move as quietly as possible, and wondered why it seemed so empty. She couldn't even hear if they were fighting outside of the base, and wouldn't you know it, they weren't. "Did I come here too early, or somethin'?" she asked herself. Zombie slunk against the wall in defeat. "Great. Just fantastic. Finally built up the courage and he's not even here." Just then, a large jug of beer rolled up to her feet. Zombie picked it up, but after one swig of it, she could tell that it wasn't beer that she was drinking, "Oh god, what is this crap?" she exclaimed in the most eloquent way possible. Just then, a syringe shot into her neck, and she collapsed like a rag doll.

"Whu..." her eyes slowly fluttered open, trying to rub them made her realize that her hands were tied behind her back, and her feet were also restrained. "Rope? Seriously? Did I wonder into some guy's BDSM dungeon, or somethin'?" she snarked, rolling her eyes at the flimsy restraints. When she tried to rip the rope apart, it wouldn't break. She tried harder and harder, rolling around, biting them, ramming herself into walls, but nothing seemed to work. "Okay, who the hell did this?" "Zat would be me," the Medic shown himself to her, grinning at the song and dance number of an escape attempt she just tried. "Yeah, very funny. I bet yer gettin' off to this right now," Zombie growled at him, still trying to bite the rope, "Untie me already! Don't you guys use safe words?" "Zere are no safe vurds, zat isn't as fun," he told her, a bit irritated at how persistent she was, but then again, that makes it even more wonderful when she finally gives up. Zombie sighed and just decided to do what he wants, "Okay, whaddaya want from me? 'cause I didn't come here for some pervo scientist guy to tie me up." "Zen why did you come?"

"Because I'm here for the Heaaaeaaeaa...." she trailed off, trying to search for another word in her head, "Heavy?" he finished her, intrigued and disturbed at the same time, "Yeah..." she admitted, lowering her head in shame. The Medic took advantage of this like a drunk college girl, "Oh, so you vant to be vith him?" "Th-that's nonna' yer business!" she snapped back, face turning...gray? Interesting. "I get it, you vant to see vhat he has under za hood?" "Shut the hell up!" Zombie started to yell, eyes twitching and face getting even grayer, "Don't deny it, you little corpse, if I vere him, you vouldn't complain!" just then, Zombie lunged at him, biting his collar and head butting him. He grappled her and began to-

Scene removed.

Neither of them would speak of this again.

Accidentally hit the "send" button the first time.

edited 12th Jul '11 11:57:56 AM by AwesomeZombie22

"Hee-Ho!", Demonee-Ho constantly repeated to the rhythm of a jolly song as he stomped through a snowy field. He was wearing his Demonica, a special armor that allowed him to analyze his environment, and armed with a special machine gun that fires elemental bullets. He noticed something... Odd in the distance. It appeared to be a deceased female that was... Alive at the same time. Demonee-Ho immediately contacted the king of his home kingdom with his Demonica's communication system. "King Frost, I found some sort of... Walking Corpse." "We call those Biters.", said King Frost in a regal tone,"They are from Hee-Hell! It will try to devour your snowy flesh! Kill it IMMEDIATELY!!!" Demonee-Ho, being the loyal soldier he is, pointed his gun at the Biter. It simply smiled and waved at him. He lowered his gun. "Wait.", he said,"Your Majesty... I wish to.... research this specimen." "Very well.", King Frost said,"No one has brought me Hee-Ho data on those Hee-Hell spawned Biters yet, so go ahead." King Frost signed off. Demonee-Ho laughed and removed his helmet, revealing his white as snow face and purple snow cap. "Now let me show you what kind of "RESEARCH" I meant..." {SCENE MISSING FOR I REFUSE TO TYPE A DESCRIPTION OF IT} Demonee-Ho went home satisfied. King Frost was mad as Hell when he was told what Demonee-Ho's "research" was.

Demonee-Ho majestically saunters along the frost-bitten path, looking very cool and handsome adn awesome in his Black gothic cloth he brought from Gap and his polished, hardened, throbbing phallic-THING that shoots warm white stff. (I mean his gunz you pervert! Get your mind off the gutter!)

“Oh Demonee-Ho-kun, how I love you but we may never be together!” sobbed loudly Eyereen, her many eyes all dripping with purple eye shadows that matched her parasol totally likez seriously guys.

“Hee-ho, Hee-ho, don’t worry my beholder dear, let me tell you a humiris joke- I have a veritable corneacopia of eyebreakers jokes!"

and so he put his thing into her thing and they do for fifty minutes agaisnt a cold hard rock until they both finishes loudly simultaneously and every thing end up happily ever after and her jealous neighbour and the bitch from my- er, eyereen's class masticate to them having sex and cried in despair.

Plz reviews, flambe can go die!

Have I fallen so far, and is the hour so late, that nothing remains but the cry of my hate?

"Why are you so sad, round creature?" asked Baby Dark One, perplexed by the round creature next to him. It definitely wasn't a human, and resembled a cloud of fluff.

"My name is Barash." said the gloomy creature as it sat on the floor. "I came here a long way. I'm tired and i lost everyone."

"What can i do to make you happy?" asked Baby Dark One again, eager to help this Barash.

"Can you... can you listen to the poem i made?" asked Barash, turning his sight towards the Dark One.

"Sure." said Baby Dark One.

And he listened to the poems Barash made. It was a strange friendship, but it made them happy.

NO.

"You are good for a human, puny earthling." said the Jural general Maou as the man with the funny haircut kissed him.

"Oh no, My darling..." mewed the Second Doctor, "I am a Time Lord." He then kissed Maou on the lips before the Third Doctor began kissing the Second Doctor's hair.

HIDDEN FOR BRAIN BLEACH

The Third Doctor was surprised to see that Maou was touching his crotch. Second Doctor was already french-kissing the alien. Maou turned to the Second Doctor and said:

"We are already horny, mmm?~". Maou was right. Third Doctor was horny, and he took off his pants. Second Doctor did the same. They were seen in the light, and Maou, amazed, intrigued and aroused by the Doctors, could only say: "Nice set of organs, Time Lords. They are as hard as my planet's rock. But you haven't seen mine yet!"

The Jural took off his pants and both Doctors were shocked. "So this is what a Jural's mating organ looks like..." whispered the Second Doctor. They were hungry for Maou, and Maou knew it. He obliged to their wishes.

The rest of the story and the description of Maou's dick was intentionally omitted.

edited 1st Dec '15 9:13:45 AM by arcada188