ITT: We live in a city of adventure

-wakes up- I hope nothing happens this morning

-Godzilla appears on the beach Angrier than ever before-

Oh crap

-starts eating building like a Subway sandwich-

-Eggman appears-

Ohohohohohoho!

I'm bored....

-sips Starbucks Frappachino-

-jumps from building to building-

Ohohohohohohoho! I built a new robot!

-joins in building-hopping-

-puts on parachute, jumps from skyscraper-

-dives off building- Hey W. Nice day we're having

-fights Mexican vampire ninjas with my huge guns.-

Indeed.

edited 30th Dec '10 5:07:04 PM by zam

Yeah, I heard they're having a Tom Waits concert soon!

-unleashes robots on W-

-Goes LeParkouring to work while running from bullets-

Hey guys!

-is fighting ninjas and pirates at the same time- Wart! What's up!

-he's flying a Firefly class vessel through the sky and speaks in the megaphone-

Hey, people...How you've been hanging!

-kicks a pirate and waves at Juan-

-drops robot on otaku-

-flips away in the nick of time and fights the robot-

-robot jabs at Otaku's face-

-destroys robot-

-walks out of the Beanery and Creamery with an Ice Bean in his hand, passing all of the commotion without batting an eye-

Ah, another normal day in Greyson City. Wonderful, isn't it?

edited 31st Dec '10 12:44:46 AM by Tre

*arrives at work, dead interns everywhere on the floor, machine gun sounds heard in the distance, walks to office as if nothing happened*

Ah, a nice day as usual here.

edited 31st Dec '10 9:36:51 AM by WartysNeryon