Fermentation of Brie de Meaux 'Cheez'

It is one idea I'm having — sometime in the near future, there will be a 'Cheez' underground distribution network. Organised Crime finds a way to smuggle the dope into countries.

In effect, what this means is having the Brie de Meaux cheese filled with Opium right from the start of the production process. As the Brie de Meaux is fermented, Opium is mixed in gradually, along with a cloaking deagent  ^*

So the cheese Cheez(R) is made. It's checked through customs; they say "Okay, what a fine cheese you've got mmmm," and then it's distributed all around — the law none the wiser. And once the Cheez(R) finds its proper 'recipients', they would apply the reagent, and then the fun time begins.

Your thoughts? Suggestions on this?

edited 25th Dec '10 1:55:56 PM by QQQQQ

Sounds like a very interesting concept. Cheese as a way of hiding drugs.

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I know you probably haven't written anything yet, but could I by chance put "Cheez®" in a grocery store or something in Stuck as a Shout-Out? I really like the idea.

Sure holmes!

Sounds like a great way to relieve pain or get high. Those kniving Frenchmen!  ^*

^{This is made funnier by the fact that the furthest ancestor I've traced on my genealogical tree is French.}