You Could Use some Imagination
But unfortunately, I'm not strong willed enough to tear myself away from the site and browse until I die from starvation/thirst.
The next poster is doing literally nothing.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Local Egregious Plant
I die of not drinking water as I stand around.
TNP is trying to kill TV Tropes' founder, Fast Eddie as revenge for their life getting ruined. Troper Wall, sandbox, and I'm trying to kill typos.
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
Fast Eddie comes in and kills me real quickly.
TNP is sandwich-posting on this thread when they're not supposed to.
Fast Eddie bakes me into a panini and eats me.
TNP is in bed doing absolutely nothing.
Joyful angel
The house I'm in falls into a sinkhole.
TNP is producing Youtube videos.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
You Could Use some Imagination
I make a highly controversial video and get assassinated by one of my haters.
The next poster is correcting somebody else's spelling.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
I am sent to the gas chamber for being a Spelling Nazi.
TNP is waiting in line at a fast-food restaurant
Trying this one again
robot boy.....
the line is so long you cant get the food in time and die of starvation.
a game tnp was waiting for got canceled in development.
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
Local Egregious Plant
I die of sadness from WHY DID THIS AWESOME PROJECT GET CANCELLED.
TNP is reading Uncyclopedia.
Edited by ARandomPage on Mar 4th 2022 at 8:36:23 PM
Troper Wall, sandbox, and I'm trying to kill typos.
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
I get so offended by the page, I die!
TNP is at the circus.
I wanna be a cowboy, baby
The Draftsman of Doom
I get lead poisoning.
The next poster is on CSI: Miami.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
I become the Victim of the Week when someone burns my face on a stove.
Caine: 
"Guess he couldn't stand the heat."
The next poster has to think of a clever comeback when Joseph Joestar tells them "I bet you're going to say..."
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
You Could Use some Imagination
But I can't. All I say is "Aaaarrrghhhh!" As he hits me in the throat.
TNP is playing Kirby games.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The Draftsman of Doom
I am killed by a necromancer.
The next poster is a literal dog in a literal reservoir.
Son of a glitch
...but then a "willing" buyer goes to take him to an execution room for no reason.THE END!
_________________________
The next poster is a female robot having technical difficulties.
The Draftsman of Doom
I turn against the human using me as a sex slave and kill him along with myself.
The next poster is a technician working for M&G Corporation.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
I worked so hard, I got too stressed and burned out, I chose suicide over karoshi...simply because the company sucks.
TNP is about to cross a crowded street to get to Lawson. Everything that lives is designed to end...
The Tracker
I get hit by a car.
The next user is visiting the dentist.
Another perfect landing.
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
The dentist rips out my tooth and I bleed to death.
TNP is playing billards.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
I knock the ball too hard, it ricochets, and hits me in the head.
TNP is watching a ballet.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
The ballerinas shoe goes flying and hits me in the eye, this kills me.
TNP Is Agent 47's substitute for a mission.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
The Draftsman of Doom
I get shot to death by the guy I'm supposed to kill, because he hates door-to-door salespeople.
The next poster is a Creepy Gym Coach being shown what a real man isn't by a vigilante after being transferred to another school.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Mar 25th 2023 at 8:51:07 AM
Joyful angel
I used to be a dick, but now I'm dickless (laugh track as I bleed to death).
TNP is sent to prison in Florida.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
A planet crashes into me and I die a horrible death.
TNP just realized that they have more important things to do than read TV Tropes. Troper Wall, sandbox, and I'm trying to kill typos.