Be green.
-is in cute maid suit-
YAY!
I am bad at picking things.
-Is in a maid's uniform-
I think they gave me the wrong one...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
I can't breathe in this
-highfives queen and takes someones order-
Hello again tropers
-Looks self over-
Niiiiiiiiice. Well, onward to minimum wage!
-Walks up to someone-
May I take your order?
"Ah'd like the eh... clam chowdah!"
Coming right up, President Kennedy!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Defiler of Shops
(Kind of singing) Imma cookin' at the kitchen and waiting for some orders so I can cook up some delicious food! Maybe a burger or some clam chowder or just a drink, whatever I can make, dude!
Soul is ugly.
I can't breathe in this
-enters kitchen- Someone ordered the banana split
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For every name that's been erased...
I don't know who considered me cute enough to be working here, but I'm going to give it my all!!
~Pirka
JFK wants some "chowdah", Mr. Reecer!
I wish they had a butler uniform for me. This maid one just isn't my style.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Defiler of Shops
Splittin' the bananas and clammin' the chowders! Well, I finished the banana split fast. WAITER! SPLIT IS READY! But I need to make this clam chowder extra special for the president.
Soul is ugly.
I can't breathe in this
-gets the banana split and acts as bishounen as I possibly can- here you go ma'am
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Defiler of Shops
.*Is still working on clam chowder*
Soul is ugly.
Reecer, the former president wants oyster crackers with it!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
God, I hate this job... -puts on a fake smile-
Hello, sir! May I take your order? ^_^
Miss Velvet! If you aren't going to do this job right, then you shouldn't be here! Show more respect for whoever that customer is! Who is it, anyway?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
What? But I am respecting the customer! Unless...
OH GOD YOU'RE A MIND-READER GO AWAY!
I can't breathe in this
-watches that scene with amused confusion- just another day
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Of course I'm a mind reader. And you should be ashamed of that thought you had about 17 minutes ago, young lady.
-Turns to my next guest-
And what would you like to order, ma'am?
edited 12th Dec '10 8:42:57 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
I didn't think that. It didn't happen. You're delusional.
...
Hello, sir! Just ignore him, he's crazy! So, may I take your order? ^_^
Be green.
-tries to give custemer but slips and drops 9icecream-
I'm sorry sir.
I am bad at picking things.
-enters the kitchen-
Yo, we need a steak, medium rare, a salad and a ginormous double fudge chocolate cake, ASAP!
Das kann doch nicht sein!
-is in maid uniform-
Huh? Isn't that wrong? But I have to admit it feels nice. So, now let's take a look who...
-discovers that all the guests are fat ugly otakus-
Oh, crap...
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Tief girl with eartude
Awesome I get to wear a suit!
Scones, anyone?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I'll have some ice cream please.
Man this a nice suit. Well better get to work
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