(My character is an ordinary young woman with an effective yet easily distracted robot bodyguard)
Uh... What'd going on here?
My character has a bat. He is also a resourceful fighte. He was just walking down the street having a normal day when he saw this crap.
Planet-Killer
-enters area-
It seems that there is evil afoot.
I don't feel any different... Oh damn it!
-stamps foot-
-teleports away-
Tief girl with eartude
Did that delinquant just disappear into thin air?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
-lands outside coffee shop wearing a sombero and holding a guitar-
Just teleported to Mexico...
Defiler of Shops
Ignoring that guy with the mask, Look! My iPod says a man just appeared in a coffee shop in Mexico, and it looks an awful lot like that woman who threw a rock through your window!
Soul is ugly.
Tief girl with eartude
...
I think you need to stop talking to your iPod.
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-teleports back-
Hey guys! Just popped to Mexcio... Damn they have nice food!
Tief girl with eartude
...*sips coffee*
I prefer Chinese myself.
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Meh, suit yourself.
-beings playing guitar and singing in Mexican-
Why yes, this is a threadbump.
Tief girl with eartude
...
The rest of my coffee...
It's gone!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Defiler of Shops
How surprising! The rarest coffee in the world is actually STOLEN?
Soul is ugly.
*Watches the events unfold with mild confusion, then fills a larger flask with cheaper coffee and heads outside again*
...
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