I'd get Bisected 8 a pet tarantula.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
A lead pipe.
I am bad at picking things.
The Big Book of Grammar.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
A lovingly wrapped working copy of Star Fox 64, signed by Shigeru Miyamoto.
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Oh, thank god. The one that came with the outfit I ordered on Cosplay Magic was so unbelievably shitty, you have no idea.
edited 7th Dec '10 1:59:21 PM by MsieurLapin
A new eyepatch.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Food. Lots and lots of food.
edited 7th Dec '10 1:58:06 PM by MidnightVelvet
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Even more food
A pocket watch. It would suit you.
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A globe to cackle over.
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A novelty apron.
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(Muahaha, perfect!)
The entire Disagaea figurine collection.
A Sailor Moon pillow
edited 7th Dec '10 2:11:58 PM by Shichibukai
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Coal.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Tief girl with eartude
Assorted hydrocarbon derivatives.
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(Thanks, I like coal. Keeps me nice and warm.)
A SNES
edited 7th Dec '10 2:16:52 PM by Shichibukai
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^^Cooking utensils, kitchen-ware, etc.
^A shiny new dagger
edited 7th Dec '10 2:17:43 PM by MidnightVelvet
Slayer of Zoanoids
Gives you a mysterious gift of awesomeness that will turn into whatever you want it too.
Tief girl with eartude
I shall give you equally awesome socks which shall assume the shape of whatever foot you put into it!
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An Easy-Bake Oven.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
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I will give you a pair of used socks.
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Slayer of Zoanoids
Gives you a Jurassic Park toy
A Lego set.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Slayer of Zoanoids
Gives you a Bionicle
A pair of wool socks.
Can I get something else besides food?
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Be green.
A nintendo ds
I am bad at picking things.
On the first day of Christmas, I did give to thee...
A life-sized Pokemon plushie
Inspired by my experiences in town today. >_<
I'll get the toolbar some more RAM.
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