BOBO (why is it always a) QUEST! A Troper Adventure Game

You look through the HARD DRIVE. There is a lot of the FORMER, but, unfortunately, there seems to be none of the LATTER.

look at your diary

See if there's anything written on the small SCRAP OF PAPER.

CLIMB out of the WINDOW

You wonder why you keep LOOKING for ITEMS that don't exist. You must have gotten more PLASTERED last night than you thought.

The SMALL SCRAP OF PAPER in your POCKET does, indeed, have writing on it! It appears to have been written MESSILY in SHARPIE, in contrast to the neat type on the BUISNESS CARD. The SCRAP reads:

—rty last night. Please meet me at 9:00 on the corner of Destiny and Bloor. I'll be wai —

As is common in ADVENTURE GAMES, parts of the NOTE have been TORN OFF.

You do not see any WINDOWS in the FAMILIAR ROOM. There is only a CLOSED DOOR which leads to an ADJACENT ROOM.

Use your INCREDIBLE STRENGTH to kick down THE DOOR

break the door open by firing hadokens

BOBO does not have STRENGTH or HADOUKENS, though he is totally AWESOME ENOUGH. What he does have is:

• An UNOPENED BEER BOTTLE
• An UNOPENED PACK OF BEEF JERKY
• The TELEVISION REMOTE
• A copy of SCOTT PILGRIM VOLUME 6
• A TORN NOTE
• A MYSTERIOUS BUISNESS CARD

Look around the room for items.

I play games like theses on the internet.

edited 29th Nov '10 9:33:08 AM by queenofdarkness

You LOOK AROUND. In your immediate area, there is a TELEVISION (ON) with SHELVES on either side. The SHELVES are filled with ACTION FIGURES. To the right of the TELEVISION, there is a DESK with a COMPUTER that is currently turned ON, but the INTERNET IS DOWN.

To your left, there is a DOOR, but it appears to be CLOSED. There are no WINDOWS.

-look under door crack to see whats blocking it

There is nothing BLOCKING the DOOR. It is only CLOSED.

hint: There are two objects that can get you into the next room. One is in your pocket. The other is in the immediate area.

edited 29th Nov '10 9:44:14 AM by Pirka

See if anything interesting is on tv.

open the beer bottle

The TELEVISION is currently on a COOKING CHANNEL. GOOD EATS is playing. It is the BEER EPISODE. This show, despite its awesomeness, isn't helping much.

hint: lol blatant hint in the text

You OPEN the BEER BOTTLE, which EXPLODES with CARBON DIOXIDE! HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, you shoot into the DOOR, which OPENS.

FINALLY

edited 29th Nov '10 9:59:58 AM by Pirka

fix writing to on scrap of paper to understand it

You cannot FIX the writing on the TORN NOTE, as it has been TORN.

You are now in the ADJACENT ROOM! Welcome! There is a BED on one side of the room and more SHELVES on the other. Beside the BED is a DRESSER, on top of which is a CELLULAR PHONE. Unlike the FAMILAR ROOM, there actually is a WINDOW here.

The CLOCK on the WALL reads QUARTER TO NINE.

Obligatory INVENTORY recap:

• An EMPTY BEER BOTTLE
• An UNOPENED PACK OF BEEF JERKY
• The TELEVISION REMOTE
• A copy of SCOTT PILGRIM VOLUME 6
• A TORN NOTE
• A MYSTERIOUS BUISNESS CARD

Use the phone to call your internet provider and tell them to fix your internet.

While you would love to go on the INTERNET, you would much rather FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. Besides, wasn't there ANOTHER REASON you wanted a PHONE?

hint: The internet is down because it is irrelevant to the puzzle. :P

Dial a random number for a prank phonecall.

While you do enjoy doing things like that, wasn't there ANOTHER REASON you wanted a PHONE?

Call a prostitute.

Don't be a troll. At first it was funny, but now you're just being an ass to wreck it for everyone else. Please post serious answers or not at all.

Throw the phone out of the window

CALL the NUMBER on the MYSTERIOUS BUISNESS CARD.

Use BEER BOTTLE as a makeshift LOCKPICK