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nomuru2d Gamer-turning-maker from Port Saint Lucie, FL Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
Gamer-turning-maker
#476: Jan 16th 2014 at 9:01:42 PM

[up]*goes to pay a skywriter to write STOP CREATING in butthurt retaliation*

Long live Cinematech. FC:0259-0435-4987
Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#477: Jan 22nd 2014 at 3:39:56 PM

E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody.

That's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's brand new, released just last year!

Somehow I feel this is all my fault.

[lol]

edited 22nd Jan '14 3:40:07 PM by Quag15

Medigo03 Since: Sep, 2013
#480: Feb 5th 2014 at 4:00:37 AM

I am thinking there was more wrong with that movie's production than its casting decisions

maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Mad Scientist Wannabe
#481: Feb 5th 2014 at 7:57:49 AM

Like filming in an irradiated wasteland.

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
Motyka5 Since: Aug, 2011
#482: Feb 6th 2014 at 3:33:50 PM

Apparently Snob was originally supposed to look... different.

Just a person. He/him.
Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#483: Feb 6th 2014 at 4:36:28 PM

He would've look sillier (as in, more like an old lady).

Wildcard Since: Jun, 2012
#486: Feb 19th 2014 at 8:21:29 PM

Endless love's protagonist was crazy and it felt off that they portrayed his actions as only slightly bad.

Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#487: Feb 21st 2014 at 7:04:19 PM

Everyone check out the Cinema Snob website. Brad just gave it a sexy makeover!

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#488: Feb 21st 2014 at 7:35:43 PM

[up][up] Indeed. And the mother was a bit creepy.

[up] It's good, though he didn't include Kung Tai Ted in the Original Show or the Mini Series sections. Does he consider it to be an Old Shame?

Wackd Since: May, 2009
#489: Feb 21st 2014 at 7:45:46 PM

I like it. I mean, it's slightly less of an eyesore, without losing the sort of shithole quality of the original.

...I'm hoping that aesthetic is intentional, because if it's not, than dear god is this redesign not going far enough.

Maybe you'd be less disappointed if you stopped expecting things to be Carmen Sandiego movies.
maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Mad Scientist Wannabe
#490: Feb 21st 2014 at 8:52:01 PM

I am going to miss Brad's great rack.

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
Twentington Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Desperate
#492: Mar 3rd 2014 at 5:00:06 AM

Anyone notice that the credits say that Jillian designed the new site?

Love the "Lloyd approved" logo. Major props to anyone who likes Siamese cats.

Pucker Since: Feb, 2014
#493: Mar 3rd 2014 at 5:13:58 AM

Whats the situation with him and Jillian? Didn't they get a divorce?

harkko Since: Apr, 2010
#494: Mar 3rd 2014 at 6:26:06 AM

Some people stay friends even after getting divorced.

edited 3rd Mar '14 6:26:49 AM by harkko

Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#496: Mar 13th 2014 at 12:03:17 PM

I knew the movie was bad, but not THIS bad. Chevy Chase is probably the only funny character there.

I could barely understand what Jackie Mason said.

Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#497: Mar 13th 2014 at 12:57:13 PM

I saw it first-run in a theater, and literally have no memory of the characters, the dialogue or the jokes. It was probably the worst movie I'd seen up to that point. The Snob review brought back zero memories of the actual film: my subconscious desire to block out any memory of this film seems very strong indeed.

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#499: Mar 20th 2014 at 5:29:02 PM

[up]Yay! He finally returned to the series all of one of his viewers (i.e.: me) wished he would!

I still haven’t seen any in the series apart from the first. I haven’t watched the review yet, wasn’t The Wicked Warden the “fake” Ilsa film?

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#500: Mar 20th 2014 at 5:47:40 PM

[up] Judging by the thumbnail art alone, yeah, it's the one without Diane Thorne.


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