Cinema Snob thread of sexy voices.

DVD-R Hell: Gary Coleman: For Safety's Sake"

Heartbeeps, starring Andy Kaufman!

edited 29th May '13 1:52:31 PM by Psyclone

Weird how this came out so close to the Critic's AI review.

I seem to get somewhere close to you're at, but could you specify more, please?

It was an ok review. And it was a bit poignant in the end.

Yeah, that's what I was kinda thinking, though I had to get rid of the NC's TMZ skits in my memory. Thanks!

edited 30th May '13 4:53:57 AM by Quag15

They are both movies about robots developing human feelings.

They are both reviews in which the critic comes to have a deeper appreciation of the movie then they thought they would.

Both movies seem to comment on similar themes in different ways.

I was rather surprised, and a bit delighted, by Brad’s appraisal of this film. I have a touch of nostalgia for this film, I used to watch it a ton when HBO used to show it in the 80s.

My Baby Is Black!

The exclamation point is not mine, it’s in the title!

Does this mean Brad will be reviewing Checkerboard in the near future?

Maybe. But it'll probably be mucb later.

It was a good review. Though the intro music was a bit unusual.

I'm starting to miss his usual theme.

A new DVD-R Hell.

Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks

An R-rated Ilsa movie? What was the point? Maybe so Brad could do this hilarious review?

Likely. There's another Ilsa movie, so there'll probably another review of Ilsa.

Liked the Indiana Jones reference and the Aladdin references.

And, damn, Diane Thorne is hot as hell!

edited 21st Jun '13 2:26:31 PM by Quag15

I actually saw Keeper of the Oil Shieks.

Always wondered what the deal was with pumping hog fattener into the concubines. I now see they were running out of fetishes by that point.

Technically, there’s two more Ilsa movies, but the last is just some movie Dyanne Thorne was in that had the Ilsa name slapped on to put more butts in seats (her character wasn’t even named Ilsa in that one!).

To date, I have only seen the first. Perversely, Brad’s review has made me want to watch the others.

edited 22nd Jun '13 7:28:46 PM by Bananaquit

http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/06/24/in-search-of-the-wow-wow-wibble-woggle-wazzie-woodle-woo.aspx

Words fail me.

edited 24th Jun '13 12:27:23 PM by Psyclone

That’s a movie? I thought it was just a children’s album.

Everything about that hurt.

Know what's worse?

There are multiple uploads of it on Youtube.

What the fuck is that title?!

Well, it's not only the title. This is another proof that almost every kids show/film presenter is or has been on drugs.

edited 24th Jun '13 3:44:00 PM by Quag15

That exists!?!? I thought it was only a legend!

Is it just me, or is this movie about an insane man desperately trying to entertain himself in a magic room he is locked in forever.

New movie by Team Snob will come up.

"He's so American, he tastes like pancakes!" I wonder what that could have been a reference to.

Possibly Brad's reaction to the VHS series?

edited 27th Jun '13 6:55:33 PM by Bananaquit

It's from nothing.

I'm actually going to come out and say I didn't think the WWWWWWW special was that bad. The props were cool, Tim Noah has a good singing voice, and I liked the weird set design.

edited 28th Jun '13 7:22:11 PM by Robotnik

Shock Shock Shock: http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/07/01/shock-shock-shock.aspx