I try...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
-comes back, still SCP-682-
-walks out from behind tree- Oh, Cornbread, you're so silly. Nothing normal ever happens in [deer sprints through woods, snapping twigs underfoot].
It's kinda fun, in its own way. -scratches one of many bandaids-
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Play nice, now, will you? 
edited 19th Oct '10 12:56:56 PM by Everest
So, what do we do now? -adjusts pegleg- By the way, crazy glue + exposed muscle and flesh = pain.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
...Weren't we supposed to be hiking or something?
We might have to deal with SCP-682, but I'm at a loss as to how.
Yes, and it'll be even better now, since we have two new people. Let's just hope that Pegleg can keep up. 
Is anyone else as hungry as I am? My fight with Anom really drained me. Does anyone have anything besides marshmallows and crackers?
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'Kay.
edited 19th Oct '10 1:19:03 PM by Everest
Of course I can keep up! Although I could use a real leg to replace this one... Oh, by the way, I brought mangosteens!
If you're gonna shorten my name, I'd prefer Anom, if that's okay.
edited 19th Oct '10 1:16:53 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Ghosts' Poet
-coughs up bacon in the shape of a leg-
Ugh, does anybody have any medicine?
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
That's not a real leg... Besides, I'd be too tempted to eat it if I used it. I'll just wait till everyone else is asleep and then take my pick.
In that case . . . -takes bite out of bacon leg-
-gives yarrunmace Tylenol, retrieved from handy-dandy backpack-
edited 19th Oct '10 2:34:18 PM by Everest
Right... well, let's resume our hike, shall we?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Ghosts' Poet
-is a human-
-chugs Tylenol-
Well, I'm stuck as a human until the Tylenol goes through my system. Anyways, hiking!
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Forum lurking fox
*has woken up* Hiking? But I'm feeling lazy...
Sonic hates SOPA
Too bad, you're coming with us! Or else! -waves the umbrella in front of Kuro's face threateningly-
Hmm, there appears to be a large boulder in our way.
-Lifts it up and hurls it into the stratosphere somehow-
There, problem solv- whoa! What is that doing under the boulder?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
I'm sleeping, you asshole.
Not anymore. Now you're hiking with us!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Let us carry on, then! -marches along with a spring in his step-
-reaches the edge of a cliff, where the bottom is barely visible save for golden apple trees; pulls grappling hook out of backpack-
I don't know about you guys, but I want those apples. Be right back. -attaches grappling hook to thick, nearby tree; hops down the side-
edited 19th Oct '10 6:17:26 PM by Everest
*Gets out knife, starts cutting rope*
I'm coming with you! -Begins sliding down rope as well-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Ghosts' Poet
...
I regret nothing!
-jumps off the cliff-
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
WHY, YARRUN? WHY?! I just gave you some Tylenol! =(
-notices decreasing tension on the other side of the rope; unsheathes a knife and lodges it in the side of the cliff- Hey, Anom. Take this to stay safe. -chucks a knife up at Anom; the knife plants itself in the side of the cliff next to him-
Fuck. That nearly hit him. I should've been a wee bit more careful with my throw.
edited 19th Oct '10 6:45:23 PM by Everest
Oh, no, that's fine! I have my own way!
-Jams pegleg into cliff wall-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
*Finishes cutting rope*
-drops all the candy-
YOU [REDACTED]
edited 18th Oct '10 8:26:15 PM by Cornbread