Make At Least One WMG About A Troper, Preferably The Above Troper.

NBS likes shortcake

Rachel has a dark past that if we found out would have us killed

Kix is immortal.

Ichi stole all the creativity that once lived in this thread, harnessing its energy to straighten every crooked painting in the world. Only by making the paintings crooked again can actually interesting WMGs be restored to this thread.

CNG's agents learnt this many months ago, but only just managed to make it back to home base to report after a thrilling hovercraft chase.

Bisected 8 let the dogs out

Aszur is the one who sang the song

Nbs wishes to be an amazon princess

edited 16th Sep '14 4:21:20 PM by KingKix

Kix is a priest in Lady Land who is doing so to spy on them and awaken the power in Lady Land to make sure that Hell wakes up

Shifts between Asuka and Rei avatars depending on what her political leanings are at any given moment.

You know that thing you saw out of the corner of your eye as you struggled to stay awake last week, but when you tried to look directly at it, there was nothing there? You know, the one with the tentacles and the gnashing teeth and the funny-looking nose? Those things are called flygerns, and they were once the greatest threat to humanity until Bisected greatly reduced their numbers several months ago. Apparently they're a lot easier to see if you're standing on your head and wearing a pirate costume, and they go down remarkably easy if you throw week-old pancakes at them.

CNG is actually given to laconisms

CNG is a robot with a Motor Mouth.

Azsur is a medieval lord.

Ichigo once thwarted an alien invasion by defeating the head alien in a dance-off.

CNG once accidentally started an alien invasion by dancing.

edited 18th Sep '14 3:24:28 AM by Bisected8

Bisected knows this because he is an ex-MIB agent who forgot to get his memories of his time there neuralized.

The Hail Stormer is a former U.S. president

nbs used to work for a News Channel and used the influence to get Hail elected.

Bisected also worked for that news channel, and is still bitter that nbs got a really big promotion, which he feels should've been his

Brah was the janitor at the news station, and spent her days writing romantic dramas about Bisected/me

nbs is a spy whose real name is unknown.

Ichi, however, is the only one who does know her name.

It's Claire.

Brahian accidentally fell into the office Ichi worked in to find this out.

Do you want me to roleplay that?

edited 19th Sep '14 7:28:54 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

WRS is actually a robot designed to block radars by deploying chaff. Hence the handle.

Bisected is the evil genius that created him