"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of ass." - Gen. George A. Custer.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"My hips don't lie!" – Sacagawea
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd"The fire rises."
-William Tecumseh Sherman
Schild und Schwert der Partei"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" ~ Sigmund Freud
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!"I don't have to do what you tell me. You're not my real dad." - Jesus Christ, age 16, to Joseph.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly."But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General!" - Publius Quinctilius Varus speaking to Augustus before setting off for Germany.
"Did you expect somebody else?""See the Colors of the Wind AS I BURY MY AXE IN YOUR SKULL! - Crazy Horse, Battle of Little Bighorn.
"I kick arse for the Lord!" - Antonio Conselheiro.
edited 17th Jun '14 4:27:23 PM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose."My signature.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else"Damn South Koreans" - Vladimir Putin.
"Ok, guys, I'll hang out today, but I hope we're not all night out, I have some business to do in the morning"
-Christopher Columbus, accepting to do some partying in a boat
Haw Haw Haw"Marianne, you asked me if I was in the war business or the politics business. Neither. I'm in the empire business."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Schild und Schwert der Partei"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
"Well, I'm the only one here."
-God and Adam.
edited 22nd Jun '14 10:30:47 PM by Smasher
No, wait guys, I think Benedict has a point. Parliament has given us what we want, are we really going to conspire with an enemy nation because we don't want to pay for our own defence?
- Washington.
Hey, the machine in the Gents is empty- anyone got a johnnie?
- The Pope.
edited 23rd Jun '14 2:01:49 PM by Last_Hussar
"Basically, run." – Edison
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd"In penitence for the suffering of my people, I shall now eat this whole cow by myself"
-Mahatma Gandhi
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes"Boy, people downtown sure are friendly," - Kitty Genovese
If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein representative democracy.
It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain, so I have written it on those blank pages at the end of the book.
Fermat
edited 23rd Jun '14 3:23:29 PM by Last_Hussar
- Abraham Lincoln, to Francis Pickens, after the Fall of Fort Sumter, 1861
- Winston Spencer Churchill, responding to the German peace offer of 1940.
Schild und Schwert der Partei"No, you fool, it says Britain will be in pieces for all time!" - Viscount Halifax to Neville Chamberlain, October 1938.
edited 23rd Jun '14 3:49:07 PM by Lawyerdude
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.I'm 67% sure that last one is an actual quote if I well know Churchill.
"All you Fascists bound to lose.""TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMBOBOLINE!" - William Pitt the Elder.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
"Kiss my ass!"
Mozart. I think he actually did say that at one point