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MisterNoh Troper formerly known as Nohbody from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Mu
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#2676: Jan 30th 2015 at 8:33:01 AM

Grievous Harm With A Body Politic you mean tongue

No, that was another book.

(page topper context added)

edited 30th Jan '15 8:34:06 AM by MisterNoh

MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2677: Jan 31st 2015 at 9:27:40 PM

And here comes the incarnation of grievous harm, and he's found something much more lethal than a political body.

edited 31st Jan '15 11:07:28 PM by MattII

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#2678: Feb 1st 2015 at 2:27:43 PM

The only thing missing in the last panel is the Ride of the Valkyries.

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Seraphem Since: Oct, 2009
#2679: Feb 1st 2015 at 2:51:23 PM

Where's the Burana-bots when you need hem?

MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2680: Feb 1st 2015 at 10:38:05 PM

LOTA is a bit overpowered (and by 'overpowered' I mean, 'will render the whole city uninhabitable') for this.

Edit: Aw, we miss the battle.

edited 1st Feb '15 10:38:55 PM by MattII

tryrar Since: Sep, 2010
#2681: Feb 2nd 2015 at 3:51:10 AM

Hey, did anyone notice the chainsaw is actually cutting the panel border?!

MisterNoh Troper formerly known as Nohbody from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Mu
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#2682: Feb 2nd 2015 at 4:04:48 AM

Yeah, that's one of the first things I caught, Breaking the Fourth Wall.

Seraphem Since: Oct, 2009
#2683: Feb 2nd 2015 at 5:23:15 AM

[up][up][up] Not for LOTA, I meant where are they to provide the epic Ride of the Valkyries background music for them.

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#2685: Feb 2nd 2015 at 7:47:35 AM

It happens all the time in the comic.

MisterNoh Troper formerly known as Nohbody from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Mu
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#2686: Feb 2nd 2015 at 8:35:30 AM

^^ Nope. PTM and its subtropes has to do with formatting as part of the storytelling process. Shredding the frame with the chainsaw tip doesn't do anything for the story.

MisterNoh Troper formerly known as Nohbody from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Mu
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Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#2688: Feb 3rd 2015 at 11:53:21 PM

Its already distracted collateral property damage from schlock? ^^

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2689: Feb 4th 2015 at 7:29:12 PM

Sounds like there could be another crap-dropper on the way. Of, course, the good thing is, you could probably still total a JSC bus with a scooter if you hit it hard enough, and weren't worried about the scooter.

Edit: Yep that's a crap-dropper right enough, and one big enough to make a bus of armed JSC agents into no more than an unsightly scratch on the bumper of an oncoming semi.

edited 11th Feb '15 9:33:11 PM by MattII

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#2690: Feb 11th 2015 at 11:48:10 PM

The burden of the hard choice...

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2691: Feb 12th 2015 at 12:11:28 AM

Yep, although I'm not sure why Chu thinks his name is going to be used as a curse-word, after all, it's not just his fault that this wasn't spotted surely?

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#2692: Feb 12th 2015 at 12:18:53 AM

Because he's about to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians and people with the bonus of Hindsight will go on for centuries on how there should have been a "better" way to deal with it.

edited 12th Feb '15 12:19:03 AM by 3of4

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Geoduck Since: Jan, 2001
#2693: Feb 12th 2015 at 12:38:48 AM

I am glad that Howard didn't try to come up with some implausible way for the Toughs to solve the entire problem by themselves.

As noted over on the strip's official forum, as many suborned police as they're dealing with, it's still a miniscule force for a metropolis of four billion people.

edited 12th Feb '15 12:39:20 AM by Geoduck

MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2694: Feb 12th 2015 at 2:13:24 AM

Because he's about to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians and people with the bonus of Hindsight will go on for centuries on how there should have been a "better" way to deal with it.
I don't see why, I mean we don't blame Clifton Sprague for the losses his command took of Samar, precisely because it wasn't his damned fault he got into that position. Likewise, Chu shouldn't take the blame for this, because it wasn't his fault. And you know what, given that Bala-Amin's probably going to survive this, I'm pretty sure she's going to do everything in her power in just that defence.

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#2695: Feb 12th 2015 at 2:53:32 AM

I don't think that the guy is in a frame of mind to assess how well his colleagues will fight the blame wars against an army of amateur historians. He's about to kill (a) several hundred thousand people, (b) his entire command, and (c) himself.

Though actually, I wonder if the Toughs may be able to preempt that. They have a ship nearer, and while it isn't a battleplate, it is functionally almost indestructible. It counts as a fair kinetic penetrator on its own account.

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Gaunt88 from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#2696: Feb 12th 2015 at 4:01:02 AM

I would hope there'd be time to evacuate at least some of the Chicxulug's crew. Considering the size of it, probably not a huge portion, but I wouldn't think literally every soul on the ship would have to go down with it.

edited 12th Feb '15 4:01:17 AM by Gaunt88

Brickman Since: Jan, 2001
#2697: Feb 12th 2015 at 4:50:46 AM

He's probably going to announce that everyone make for the escape pods as he charges, but he can't afford to wait. Every second he's not down there is a second they might destroy the planet. Only a small fraction of the people on that ship are likely to escape.

Unless of course, the Toughs throw their super-durable ship into the breach like someone said. All the pieces are in place to get the knowledge that it's needed over to them.

MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2698: Feb 12th 2015 at 10:37:58 AM

It's possible I suppose, although exactly how Elf and the rest of the crew would feel about that is up for debate, although I suppose it would help save Xeno Team, so yeah, okay. If nothing else, they're a flying arsenal.

Now I'm not sure how well the JSC is armed and armoured, but I'm bettering not well enough to just shrug off this level of firepower, or something like this, but scaled up due to Schlock (potentially) multi-wielding, and having Elizabeth and Chiluso on hand.

edited 12th Feb '15 11:30:58 AM by MattII

MisterNoh Troper formerly known as Nohbody from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Mu
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#2699: Feb 12th 2015 at 12:05:07 PM

Even if Chu does have enough time to evacuate civilians from the 'plate he still needs to keep sufficient personnel around to operate the various systems.

MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2700: Feb 12th 2015 at 11:22:30 PM

I think on-board A.I.s can run most of the systems on their own.

Also, it doesn't look like they'll need the Toughs after all.

Edit: They're not thinking this through properly, the information went Mako -> Sorlie -> Bala-Amin -> Chu, so even if Mako and Sorlie die, Bala-Amin has the records to prove that Chu is innocent.

edited 13th Feb '15 9:55:46 PM by MattII


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