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Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#12151: Oct 24th 2012 at 12:14:53 PM

[up][up][up][up][up] If it was Pompeii, I don't think she could have escaped in time. Of course, I'm assuming here that she needs to breathe.

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Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
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#12152: Oct 24th 2012 at 12:14:56 PM

Pompeii was AD 79. The fire of Rome was 64.

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#12153: Oct 24th 2012 at 12:15:57 PM

[up][up] I'm not sure how worried she is about escaping since she is clearly on fire in the last panel.

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Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#12154: Oct 24th 2012 at 12:19:24 PM

Maybe she hasn't realized she's on fire yet. It's just the end of her toga.

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Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#12155: Oct 24th 2012 at 12:22:04 PM

She already seems to be immune to stabbing. Given how unconcerned she is about the blaze and her confidence that Coyote can't stop her from doing what she wants she seems to be more or less invulnerable.

Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#12156: Oct 24th 2012 at 12:27:27 PM

Either way, I'd think that getting out of the way of a huge cloud of ash that's going to dump all over your town would be a priority for someone as heavy as Jones.

if, you know, she was in Pompeii. Which she's not. She's in Rome.

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Adannor Since: May, 2010
#12157: Oct 24th 2012 at 1:31:17 PM

She could dig her way out.

Or you know, use her built-in jetpack.

edited 24th Oct '12 1:31:44 PM by Adannor

Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#12158: Oct 24th 2012 at 6:41:24 PM

[up]Yeah, but it wouldn't be fun.

...did I switch over to Dr Mc Ninja, or is there something about Jones I don't know?

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rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#12159: Oct 24th 2012 at 6:46:01 PM

Is there something about Jones you don't know, you ask. There certainly better be, or you've been cruelly holding out on us while we've been wondering what her deal is.

Matues Impossible Gender Forge Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#12160: Oct 24th 2012 at 7:04:06 PM

My first thought was the burning of Rome.

'Twas Togas.

Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#12161: Oct 24th 2012 at 7:49:04 PM

so how many more flashbacks until we get jones riding a dinosaur again?

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Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#12162: Oct 24th 2012 at 7:50:40 PM

To be honest, I'll be disappointed if Jones predates the human race.

Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
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#12163: Oct 24th 2012 at 11:08:21 PM

I believe the built in jetpack comment is an allusion to the theory that she is a robot.

edited 24th Oct '12 11:08:31 PM by Eagal

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Adannor Since: May, 2010
#12164: Oct 24th 2012 at 11:12:17 PM

>...did I switch over to Dr. McNinja, or is there something about Jones I don't know?

Robots have built-in jetpacks.

Zoharan Since: Mar, 2012
#12165: Oct 25th 2012 at 3:23:15 AM

My theory? She's Pygmalion's creation - and he was one of the founders (if not inspiration) for the modern Court.

Tomorrow's strip will prove if my wacky theory's correct.

Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#12166: Oct 25th 2012 at 3:42:14 AM

Yeah, Jones predating the human race would be kinda silly. Unless being the seed from which humankind has grown or something like that is actually the point of her character. But that seems like a little much, even if she's an important character who gets a chapter devoted to the question of what she is.

JackAlsworth Drop-Dead Cynical Since: Jul, 2009
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#12167: Oct 25th 2012 at 9:51:40 AM

So, Jones is Eve, then?

(Or just choose the mother figure from your religion of choice. She's probably all of them.)

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#12168: Oct 25th 2012 at 9:55:31 AM

Pygmalion is from an established mythology while Jones is not.

Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#12169: Oct 25th 2012 at 11:48:54 AM

[up][up][up][up][up][up][up][up][up][up] 'snot telling.

[up][up][up][up][up][up]Well, you never know. on Dr Mc Ninja, humans can grow organic jetpacks if they work out too much.

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Eagal This is a title. from This is a location. Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
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#12170: Oct 25th 2012 at 12:17:50 PM

Well that's not really built in. It's a mutation.

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rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#12171: Oct 25th 2012 at 12:24:21 PM

No, it's what naturally happens if you work out enough. However, it also brings insanity, and Jones seems plenty sane, so that's probably not it.

Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#12172: Oct 25th 2012 at 12:35:56 PM

You do need special fuel, tho - the fuel only provided by Mc Donalds' Mc Ninjaburgers.

Mc Bonalds. Whatever.

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Adannor Since: May, 2010
#12173: Oct 25th 2012 at 12:38:24 PM

He could fly on normal food too, ninjaburgers were just the better fuel than usual.

Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#12174: Oct 25th 2012 at 12:54:39 PM

ooh okay. been a while.

...

i may have googled to doublecheck my reference.

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Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#12175: Oct 25th 2012 at 1:24:37 PM

wild mass guess Millions of years in the past, Jones arrives on a meteor from The Medium.

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

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