Pompeii was AD 79. The fire of Rome was 64.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!I'm not sure how worried she is about escaping since she is clearly on fire in the last panel.
"The marvel is not that the Bear posts well, but that the Bear posts at all."Maybe she hasn't realized she's on fire yet. It's just the end of her toga.
ophelia, you're breaking my heartShe already seems to be immune to stabbing. Given how unconcerned she is about the blaze and her confidence that Coyote can't stop her from doing what she wants she seems to be more or less invulnerable.
Either way, I'd think that getting out of the way of a huge cloud of ash that's going to dump all over your town would be a priority for someone as heavy as Jones.
if, you know, she was in Pompeii. Which she's not. She's in Rome.
ophelia, you're breaking my heartShe could dig her way out.
Or you know, use her built-in jetpack.
edited 24th Oct '12 1:31:44 PM by Adannor
Yeah, but it wouldn't be fun.
...did I switch over to Dr Mc Ninja, or is there something about Jones I don't know?
ophelia, you're breaking my heartIs there something about Jones you don't know, you ask. There certainly better be, or you've been cruelly holding out on us while we've been wondering what her deal is.
My first thought was the burning of Rome.
'Twas Togas.
so how many more flashbacks until we get jones riding a dinosaur again?
"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"To be honest, I'll be disappointed if Jones predates the human race.
I believe the built in jetpack comment is an allusion to the theory that she is a robot.
edited 24th Oct '12 11:08:31 PM by Eagal
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!>...did I switch over to Dr. McNinja, or is there something about Jones I don't know?
Robots have built-in jetpacks.
My theory? She's Pygmalion's creation - and he was one of the founders (if not inspiration) for the modern Court.
Tomorrow's strip will prove if my wacky theory's correct.
Yeah, Jones predating the human race would be kinda silly. Unless being the seed from which humankind has grown or something like that is actually the point of her character. But that seems like a little much, even if she's an important character who gets a chapter devoted to the question of what she is.
So, Jones is Eve, then?
(Or just choose the mother figure from your religion of choice. She's probably all of them.)
Pygmalion is from an established mythology while Jones is not.
'snot telling.
Well, you never know. on Dr Mc Ninja, humans can grow organic jetpacks if they work out too much.
ophelia, you're breaking my heartWell that's not really built in. It's a mutation.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!No, it's what naturally happens if you work out enough. However, it also brings insanity, and Jones seems plenty sane, so that's probably not it.
You do need special fuel, tho - the fuel only provided by Mc Donalds' Mc Ninjaburgers.
Mc Bonalds. Whatever.
ophelia, you're breaking my heartHe could fly on normal food too, ninjaburgers were just the better fuel than usual.
ooh okay. been a while.
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i may have googled to doublecheck my reference.
ophelia, you're breaking my heartMillions of years in the past, Jones arrives on a meteor from The Medium.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
If it was Pompeii, I don't think she could have escaped in time. Of course, I'm assuming here that she needs to breathe.
ophelia, you're breaking my heart