YMMV: Stupid Devil Dog
- Dude, Not Funny!: One of Saito's friends once dressed up as Mohammad for Halloween and apparently spent the day telling racist jokes. Neither Saito nor his other friends were amused.
- Take That, Scrappy!: Saito's refusal to deal with Louise, to go so far as leaving her is very satsifying.
- What an Idiot: When given money by Louise to help pay for an extremely expensive potion ingredient needed to cure Saito, Montmorency can't find the ingredient and instead spends all the money on other things. Said money included ALL of Saito's money as well.