- Archive Panic: Horrorcore's answer to the likes of John Zorn and Merzbow. He makes music at a ridiculously rapid pace, recording new material just about every chance he gets and sometimes putting out as many as twelve releases in a single year. And that's not going into the fact that online clips have surfaced of him performing songs even his most diehard fans have never heard before. Or the fact that there are two separate Bandcamp websites with his music on them, neither of which even have half of his catalogue on it.note
- All of this is further confounded by the fact that he has occasionally deleted releasesnote from his pages, and that some of the EPs he recorded during his middle years were only available as physical releases which he distributed by hand.
- Crosses the Line Twice: All the time. Especially in his Battle Rapping appearances .
- "I'll rob you for pocket lint."
- "I'll out-puff you, then hang you with hemp rope."
- This same battle has him saying he'll "Sneak in your crib and beat your kid so bad in their sleep, the boxsprings in their bed's broke. And I'ma stay all night with my feet up, listening to Depeche Mode."
- "I'll make your kid's mom tie my sperm-tails in a knot with her tongue!"
- "I'm so fuckin' high right now, I could make a cock-ring from a halo."
- "You're still getting sacked retarded with a Waterboy tackle, on-sight, equally, in a unisex bathroom."
- "Plus I'm the type to bring rubber duckies to bloodbaths!"
- Anytime he uses a line that involves punching someone. Goes up to eleven in the track "Frenzy", where he says he'll "throw a haymaker so hard, your bottom half'll still walk by."
- Several of his songs and a few of his battles have him threatening to murder people in their houses and then stay living in the house afterwards.
- Nausea Fuel: Occasionally strays into this territory just by being too specific."I'm so dope, my spit'll turn a spoon black."
- Every time he references German fetish pornos ends up being this. Depending on one's taste, anyway...
- Nightmare Fuel: Comes standard in both his music and his rap battles, being a Horrorcore rapper and all.
- Many of his attempts at Black Comedy can be seen as too horrifying to be funny.
"I'll skin you and wear your skin in front of you, like 'What you think about my new outfit? No, honestly!'""Look at my doll collection, mom. Pardon the flies.""If the other friend had a head, she'd be the first to bounce.""I'm like my dad; I get the girls and drive a white van."
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