YMMV / Hogwarts Hocus

• Alternative Character Interpretation: Part of the fun of roleplaying is the potential to try and make this work.
• Angst? What Angst?: 'I'm in a strange magical castle, separated from all I've ever known. MADCAP ADVENTURES!'
• Cargo Ship: Most involving the Sorting Hat
  • Recently, Dieter/GLaDOS
• Crack Pairing: Loads of them. That's the point of it, really.
• I Knew It!: Rory was called 'Mr Pond' in canon after his mun used that in his journal name. People *squee*d at this line.
• Memetic Molester: Kojiro, to the players of the game
• Memetic Mutation: “GLOW”, "Cest", "Threesomes are for hobos." "ASK EVA."
• Never Live It Down: Poor Austria will never live down getting caught blowing France in the Sorting Room
  • Turlough and, well..."You trick ONE person into sex under false pretenses by means of polyjuice..."
• Nightmare Fuel: Tinky Winky, to many many people (who aren't Michael Scott). This may have reached its high point when Kusuriyuri jumped out of a window to escape him.
• One True Pairing: Many. Grant/Laura, Mel/Brice, Near/Mello, A/River, Kurama/Kusuriyuri, Matt/L, Skwisgaar/Toki, Nathan/Ofdensen, and Glorfindel/Elrond are the main ones.
  • Not to mention the crack OTP's. Tinky Winky/Michael Scott, Sirius/Homsar. The muns like to joke about Smaug/Elric being one as well.
• Real Women Don't Wear Dresses: Brienne.
• Tear Jerker: Kaga's breakdown.
• Toy Ship: (If you think of pets as children, anyway) Wishbone/Schrodinger (no, not the Hellsing character, A's cat)
• The Woobie: Another popular character type.