Main Roleplay YMMV
Alternative Character Interpretation: Part of the fun of roleplaying is the potential to try and make this work.
Angst? What Angst?: 'I'm in a strange magical castle, separated from all I've ever known. MADCAP ADVENTURES!'
Cargo Ship: Most involving the Sorting Hat
Complete Monster: Apos
Crack Pairing: Loads of them. That's the point of it, really.
I Knew It: Rory was called 'Mr Pond' in canon after his mun used that in his journal name. People *squee*d at this line.
Memetic Molester: Kojiro, to the players of the game
Memetic Mutation: “GLOW”, "Cest", "Threesomes are for hobos." "ASK EVA."
Never Live It Down: Poor Austria will never live down getting caught blowing France in the Sorting Room
Turlough and, well..."You trick ONE person into sex under false pretenses by means of polyjuice..."
Nightmare Fuel: Tinky Winky, to many many people (who aren't Michael Scott). This may have reached its high point when Kusuriyuri jumped out of a window to escape him.
One True Pairing: Many. Grant/Laura, Mel/Brice, Near/Mello, A/River, Kurama/Kusuriyuri, Matt/L, Skwisgaar/Toki, Nathan/Ofdensen, and Glorfindel/Elrond are the main ones.
Not to mention the crack OTP's. Tinky Winky/Michael Scott, Sirius/Homsar. The muns like to joke about Smaug/Elric being one as well.
Real Women Don't Wear Dresses: Brienne.
Tear Jerker: Kaga's breakdown.
Toy Ship: (If you think of pets as children, anyway) Wishbone/Schrodinger (no, not the Hellsing character, A's cat)
The Woobie: Another popular character type.