Website / Muggle Hustle

A dope as fuck Texan who started tweeting reactions to his reading of the Harry Potter series as he read it. As his description on his twitter states, "Iím 24. Iím reading the Harry Potter series for the first time. This is where I write my thoughts and reactions. And thatís true. But I think itís more about maybe giving people the chance to relive their first experiences with the books. But like, with more caps lock and cursing."

His commentary is also available in a neatly organized website.
'till all are Hustled

Muggle Hustle contains examples of:

  • Butt-Monkey: Draco.
    ďI wish I could meet Draco in real life. He just seems like a really nice guy, you know?Ē Ė No one, ever.
  • Catch-Phrase:
    • "Dope as fuck"
    • "WHAT UP, [character]?"
  • Memetic Mutation: "Accio bad decisions!"
    • He also starts referring to all alcohol as "firewhisky".
    • Not to mention that any fighting is now "muggle brawling", because it sounds more awesome.
  • The Nicknamer: Including Dumbledozer and Snapehole.
  • Portmanteau: Thugs + Muggles = Thuggles.
  • Took a Level in Badass: His opinion of Neville in the last book.
  • What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: He has a section of website called "Ask Hustle". In his own words,
    "It should be stated that he is in no way qualified to be doing this, so maybe donít listen to his advice. Itís probably terrible."