Funny / Muggle Hustle

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• Pretty much every time there's a character death coming up, the reader expects some sort of big reaction. He never really fails.
  • "NOTHING EVEN MAKES SENSE ANYMORE."
  • "I can't and I don't want to."
  • "This isn't real. My book must have a defect or something."
  • "I just. No."
• Most of the letters sent by owl in the book are "translated" into a text. Most of them are pretty hilarious.
• His thoughts on romance:
  I ship Draco and Rita Skeeter. But only if the ship hits an iceberg and they both die.

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