[[WMG: Rachel is an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality objectumsexual]] .]]
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_f3xDlevig "Infrastructure, purrrr..."]] Claiming to be a lesbian is merely a cover, so that nobody will ask about her never being with a man.

[[WMG: Marco Rubio and Rachel Maddow are IfItsYouItsOkay]]
Look at all the FoeYay between them, seriously!

[[WMG: Rachel is actually a lesbian vampire.]]
She revealed and mocked her exposing as an engenius attempt to throw us off her trail.

[[WMG: The Rachel Maddow Show's fetishistic perfectionism when it comes to facts, charts, context and figures-in contrast with the usual media nonsense- is actually a front.]]
What appears to be attributable to her quirky demeanor and journalistic integrity is actually a nefarious plot to appear trustworthy and out of the mainstream, effectively sponging off viewership from her more conventional MSNBC competitors, then CNN, then FOX, and eventually build up a media monopoly which subsequently [[TakeOverTheWorld Takes Over The World.]] Using bar graphs.