Patton really was reincarnated
He was a great warrior, called upon in history when things got hairy. He really did fight in those wars he said he did. However the Powers That Be know he's absolutely useless outside of war, so when the war was safely over and he hadn't died during it they created the accident that took his life. We'll see him again in the next great war.- Be Careful What You Wish For
- Patton was clearly reincarnated as Major Payne.
