Best drunk with "Armored Diesel"
- Take a shot of gin every time Patton says "Carthaginians"
- Take a sip every time Patton smiles awkwardly, and another every time he laughs.
- Take a sip every time Patton expresses interest in fighting the enemy.
- Take one sip if Patton says something innocuous enough that gets misinterpreted and he gets in trouble for it. Take three sips if he really did say something idiotic.