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Beef Meets His Rod in the Sky
Beef fell in frigid waters and his netting tangled his legs. Beef's near-death experience has caused him to hallucinate a penis in the sky that tells him that he needs to get back in the dating market, even if it is only sexual.
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Near-Death Experience
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