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The Magic Conch
The Magic Conch is stated to hold the answer to everything, but repeatedly denies Squidward's request for food. Seems like a string of unlucky coincidences for Squidward... until the Conch gets his hopes up, before making a snarky diss at Squidward.
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Snarky Inanimate Object
Courage's Computer
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Snarky Inanimate Object
Willy Wonka
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Snarky Inanimate Object