i heard some people were making trope lists for themselves as people and if that's not the funniest thing i've heard all year then idk
i'm gonna do it
tropes associated with my life: don't take this seriously
- Allergic to Routine: every project i have ever started has not lived long ooooof
- "Blind Idiot" Translation: everything i say
- Child Hater: ahahahahhaha
- Chuunibyou
- Cliché Storm: when will it end
- Desperately Craves Affection
- Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: woah fuck
- Dreadful Musician: practice? what's that?
- wow i am awful
- Forgets to Eat: prone to hyperfocus
- Freudian Excuse Is No Excuse: constantly flipping between this and Freudian Excuse played straight
- see header
- Guilty Pleasure: i have a tendency to like bad things in an unironic way but also i get insecure about the things i like and think are good which leads me to convince myself they are bad and not worth liking
- Hates Reading: fuck books
- Hikikomori: LOL
- Horrible Judge of Character
- Insufferable Genius: very true! i am a genius, actually. i'm so smart.
- Insufferable Imbecile: very true! i am an idiot, actually. i'm so dumb.
- Know-Nothing Know-It-All: very true! i am a genius, actually. i am an idiot, actually. i'm so smart. i'm so dumb.
- Lethally Stupid
- No Sense of Direction: i once got lost on the way home while walking a route i had walked for 2 years
- No Social Skills: AHA
- Old Windbag: me
- The Paranoiac: i am suspicious of everyones intentions if they involve ever getting close to me because what the fuck why
- The Shut-In: oof?!?!?
- Stopped Caring: about this idea halfway into doing it
- What An Idiot