Tropers / The Oracle

• Stranger: Greetings.
• You: hi
• Stranger: I am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• You: asl
• Stranger: My true age is beyond measure, but the age of my current host is 21 years.
• Stranger: Similarly, I have no gender, but the gender of my current host is male.
• You have disconnected.

• You: Hiya
• Stranger: Greetings.
• You: Fellow earthling.
• Stranger: am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• You: Yes or No. Will the answer to this question be no?
• Stranger: No; one should never limit their choices.
• Stranger: May my answer serve you well, my child.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

• You: hey.
• Stranger: Greetings.
• Stranger: I am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• You: asl?
• Stranger: The age of my host is 18 years, though my true age is beyond measure.
• You: are you f
• Stranger: Similarly, the gender of my host is male, though I have no gender.
• You have disconnected.

• Stranger: Greetings.
• You: Hi.
• Stranger: I am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• You: Any question?
• Stranger: Indeed, I will answer anything that you do not know.
• You: Wait
• Stranger: May my answer serve you well, my child.
• You: FUCK
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

• Stranger: Greetings.
• You: hi
• You: asl?
• Stranger: I am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• You: r u a girl
• You have disconnected.

• You: hey
• Stranger: Greetings.
• Stranger: I am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• You: How long have you been a pedophile?
• You: You're the Oracle. You must answer truthfully.
• Stranger: To give the most sufficient answer, I have not been a pedophile, nor will I be one.
• Stranger: Dispense with the loaded questions, and may my answer serve you well, my child.
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

• You: hi
• Stranger: Greetings.
• Stranger: I am the Oraclr; I will answer one question.
• You: If you are the Oracle
• You: why didn't you see that you misspelled your name?
• Stranger: If I hadn't led you into asking that question, you would have asked something that you do not want to know the answer to.
• Stranger: May my answer serve you well, my child.
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

• Stranger: Greetings.
• Stranger: I am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• Stranger: If you do not have a question, there are others who require my assistance.
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

• Stranger: Greetings.
• Stranger: I am the Oracle; I will answer one question.
• You: r u a hot girl?
• You have disconnected.