You wanna know about
modern-day slavery? You wanna know about a race of animals that don't give a sh*t that they've been in slavery for mmm, hundreds of fucking thousands of years? Guess what happens when they die. They get turned into glue. You name me a race on this planet that's turned into glue. Standing around they're dough-eyed black-eyed soulless monstrous. And they whisper to them, "Don't worry children. Once you're done running yourself into the ground and being whipped and poked by spurred boots by people who can't spell AUTHORITY, you actually get turned into an adhesive so that little fat-fingered children in their playschools can take one piece of construction paper and put the other end on their forehead, where they can't get that sh*t off until the run hot water down their face crying the entire time. You want to know about a goddamn slave race of animals, that, they come in different colours like. Girls, they don't get it. Goddamn, it's a f*cking representation of a phallic animal and they wonder why they wanna ride the sh*t out of a horse. Every girl from ages like seven to twenty six is asking for a pony but what they're actually asking for is to get ridden into the ground doggy style.
Neobowman is a
StarCraft enthusiast who wanders around TV tropes in all of his spare time (Too much stuff to moderate on the starcraft page now T_T). He enjoys many
anime, and is looking for new ones to watch. Recommend ones he hasn't seen and he shall be very happy. If the ones you recommend are crap, he shall make you his slave. He also plays a variety of video games such as some of the
Final Fantasy games and
Tales of the Abyss, among others. He likes
Meido outfits on characters that it fits.
My Anime List (That I do not update regularly enough)
Tropes that apply to neobowman
Favourite Characters
The rest in no particular order
All lists other than 'currently watching' and 'postponed' are listed in order of how much I like them.
Favourite Anime/Manga:
Other anime/manga neobowman has seen (Order constantly shifting):
- Baccano!
- Fate/zero
- The Idolmaster
- Carnival Phantasm - WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! (Yay, yay)
- Angel Beats!
- Nichijou
- Lucky Star - Series is awesome.
- Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - And I've barely watched any Mecha anime.
- Bakemonogatari
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Excellent series.
- Usagi Drop
- K-On!
- Bamboo Blade
- Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu - Laughing on par with School Rumble, and it's more my style as well.
- Mayo Chiki! - Expected it to be just a timekiller while I was sick in bed. Was pleasantly surprised.
- Durarara!! -IIIIZAAAAYAAAAA-KUN
- WORKING!!!! (Seasons 1 and 2)
- Amagami SS (Seasons 1 and 2)- I enjoyed it quite a bit.
- Ouran High School Host Club
- School Rumble - AHAHAHAHAHAH!
- Mawaru Penguidrum - I still have no idea wtf happened.
- Death Note - Xanatos Gambits at their finest
- Fullmetal Alchemist - I'm not particularly fond of it, it's just good.
- Seitokai no Ichizon - Good entertaining series.
- Kore wa Zombie desu ka?
- SHUFFLE!! - Asa! Though I prefer her VN design.
- Da Capo II (Second season mostly)
- To Aru Majutsu no Index season 1&2 - Touma is awesome. Accelerator too.
- Seitokai No Yakuindomo - Isn't as funny when the girls are the pervs.
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
- Kimi To Boku
- Strawberry Panic! - My Nagisa/Tamao T_T
- Welcome To Wakaba-Soh - I'm probably one of the few who know it.
- Da Capo + Second Season
- The World God Only Knows - Both seasons. Quite humourous. Yes I spell it that way.
- Spice and Wolf season 1&2 - Enjoyable series =D.
- To Aru Kagaku no Railgun - Not bad spinoff
- Fate/stay night
- Code Geass
- Kara no Kyoukai
- Maji De Watashi Ni Koi Shinasai
- Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai
- Ore Tachi Ni Tsubasa Wa Nai - If it weren't for all the silly fanservice, I would've enjoyed it. I thought the concept was quite interesting.
- Infinite Stratos - I actually didn't hate it. Idiot hero is brought to an insanely stupid level but it wasn't terrible overall.
- Star Driver - Kind of a lame stereotypical plot but it kept me interested.
- Happiness! - Should be at bottom of list, but here because of Jun.
- Shakugan no Shana
- Kanon
- Trigun
- High School Of The Dead
- Hidamari Sketch Season 1/2- I like the art style.
- Hanamaru Kindergarten
- Ladies Versus Butlers! - Funny in its moments. But not really deserving that high.
- Midori no Hibi
- Eden of the East - Confusing to say the least.
- Full Metal Panic! - All trois.
- Kämpfer - A bit too fanservisey imo. Also, idiot hero (I hear it's only in the anime).
- Toradora!
- Air
- B Gata H Kei - Funny in parts, but honestly, I didn't like it that much.
- Azumanga Daioh
- Mushiata
- Minami-Ke
- Dragon Ball Z
- Kannagi
- Umineko no Naku Koro ni - So... Damn... COMPRESSED. They got like none of the good parts in because they had to compress everything in the VN.
Currently Watching
Postponed (AKA abandoned)
Favourite
V Ns
Favourite other
Neobowman's probably forgotten a bunch more. Open to new suggestions for anime/manga.
Visitor comments. Leave your comments here (Unless you're my sister. If so, stay away).
- Like this. -neobowman
- Like this eh? It's quite amusing to see my dear little brother on the intarwebz. Here's me being your token embarrassing family member and reminding you about Trouts. -Untuned Strings
- Heya Lancer. Just popping in to tell you to watch Spice and Wolf. Why? You don't need a reason to see Spice and Wolf, silly. - Lemurian
- Haha, nice and a thoroughly interesting series. Watching second season now.
- Fellow Touma fans unite! ~ T-bone61
- Do you still need a starcraft 2 betakey? ~ JamesRaynor
- Naa, I got one. Thanks anyway though.
- A fellow fan of the Kinoshitas? A great and fun Roleplayer? Heavenly taste? Sign me up as one of your followers my future Overlord! - daltar
- You have been assigned to slave labour group C. Enjoy your minimum wage work (with bonuses of 5 star restaurant meals and free rent, but no one needs to know that)
- I see that you have a Hideyoshi avatar. You are now officially awesome. Of course, the fact, that you are a Yuri Fan, helps too... - Nyarly
- It's actually Yuuko. Of course, it might actually be Hideyoshi pretending to be Yuuko. We never know.
- You lost the game. -Dragon573
- This page needs more vandalism. I am happy to oblige. — Liberated Liberater
- This page needs moar nun-punching. You're welcome. — KSPAM
- Will do. —dRoy
