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Tear Jerker / Dick Figures: The Movie

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"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME THINK WE WERE ACTUALLY FRIENDS!"

Even a movie this ""awesome"" can have some tear-triggering moments. Why? CUZ IT'S...sad.

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  • Blue getting beaten up by the fifth-grade bullies in the beginning.
  • The big whopper that makes this list complete was Red admitting to Blue that he never was really Blue's friend and only saved his life to impress the girls. One of the worst gut punches ever. Blue doesn't take this very well and the two proceed to trade blows.
    Blue: You beat me up, embarrass me, screwed my ex-girlfriends, crapped in my bed, stolen my shit, eaten my food and taken my money for YEARS! And I stayed friends with you this whole time because for some reason, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND TOO!
    Red: Well, you must feel pretty stupid.
    Blue: FUCK. YOU! [...] I CAN'T BELIEVE I STUCK BY YOUR SIDE FOR 20 GODDAMN YEARS! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!
    • Following this, Red and Blue get hit by a really bad wave while in the seas after the boat they were on gets destroyed by a lightning strike. We can see them struggling underwater before it fades to black. In the midst of the darkness, we see Blue's phone float by. What does it show before it short-circuits? Pink is calling.
  • Red bailing on Blue near the end when they just got back to America to find the last piece of the Great Sword of Destiny, and Blue's reaction.
    Red: Dude, there's boobs in here, what am I supposed to do?
    Blue: [desperately] Be my friend!
  • Red's reaction to seeing Pink standing in the rain, crying over Blue going missing. It's at this point he realizes how much of a douchebag he was and decides to go back and help Blue complete his quest.

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