->"μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
-> οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκεν"
-->--'''Creator/{{Homer}}''', ''Literature/TheIliad''

-->--'''Homer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Padatyu gibisïn ego."''

[[Laconic/TrueArt Here's the short version.]]

[[TheyCopiedItSoItSucks Plagiarism.]]

[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Present Day.]] [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Present Time.]] [[Anime/SerialExperimentsLain '''aHa'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha''']]
True Art is not this. [[TheTreacheryOfImages This is not art.]]

This m̶i̶n̶o̶t̶a̶u̶r̶ [[AC:trope]] is [[Literature/HouseOfLeaves not for you]].

[[labelnote:Today Is A Good Day To Die]]Chocolate Chip Cookie Ingredients - 3/4 cup sugar; 3/4 cup packed brown sugar; 1 cup butter, softened; 2 large eggs, beaten; 1 teaspoon vanilla extract; 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour; 1 teaspoon baking soda; 3/4 teaspoon salt; 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips; if desired, 1 cup chopped pecans, or chopped walrus[[/labelnote]]

[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/withastickandIhopeyouallburn.gif]]

True aŗт ιş ɐ τύпά. Ťɹυε ąŗŧ ǐ[[AC:s a tuba. True art slept wit]]h your sister and is having her babies.
[[BreatherEpisode ...yeah]]. [[CaptainObvious Just in case you hadn't figured it out]], True Art [[MindScrew doesn't make a lot of sense]]. Strictly speaking, it's a quality of fiction which, in the minds of critics and artists, allows an otherwise normal work to transcend itself and become a statement on the human condition. This nebulous quality has never been hammered down by anyone, except perhaps to [[ItsPopularNowItSucks sneeringly look down on popular works]] [[Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike they don't like]] [[NoTrueScotsman as not being "true art."]] The quest to attain this status, however, has produced some distinctive tropes of its own.

True Art can be any of these things:
* TrueArtIsAncient
* TrueArtIsAngsty
* TrueArtIsBoring
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible

See also ItsPopularNowItSucks (aka. True Art Is Not Popular), PublicMediumIgnorance, NoTrueScotsman, and UnacceptableTargets.
True Art [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives can't be not possibly different from anything that is not the opposite of any of these things]]:
* TrueArtIsAncient
* [[MagnificentBastard One Potato]]
* TrueArtIsAngsty
* [[Franchise/TheDCU Two Potato]]
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible
* [[EndOfTheWorldSpecial Three Potato]]
** [[TearJerker Potato Suicide]]
* [[TrueArtIsBoring Potatautopsy]]

[[CoversAlwaysLie I am your subconscious]]. [[ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Feathers]] [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 are arrows]].

7 colors in the rainbow. 7 deadly sins. 7 brands of Barbasol if you include the discontinued lines. DO I HAVE TO DRAW A [[BigNo MAP]]?!

[[http://thingsididlastnight.com/ Guess What I Did Last Night?]]

True Art is not this. [[TheTreacheryOfImages This is not art.]]

This page most is Isao strange with this wiki. That he being tic doctor, it can do to be art at six most important surface places. TrueArtIsAngsty, TrueArtIsIncomprehensible, and TrueArtIsAncient have. Je veux dire, vraiment. Ii1 как представление может начать быть хорошо? That time of I stupefaction me. You call this page to being the human;

[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ART.jpg]]
[[caption-width:502:No es rakoon, es castor$%^!]]

under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.

[[TalkativeLoon As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him with a free stroke.]] [[OmnicidalManiac The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train.]] [[MusicalWorldHypotheses Aar, blaar, meen bleen yagga yagga.]]

[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.]]

[[TheButlerDidIt True Art Is Green.]]

[[spoiler:There is no spoiler here.]]

Have you ever phoned a police box? You shouldn't. Police boxes might not actually have an operational phone, and it's annoying when it rings all the time. Who needs phones, anyway?

* I love my friends.
** I love my socks.
** My socks are my friends.
*** I ate my socks.
*** I ate my friends.
*** I ate my friends' socks.
*** Now I'm choking on socks.
*** Now I'm in hell.
*** I ate my socks again.
*** Now I'm in socks.
*** My socks are in socks.
*** socksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksock

! The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a boblegum.

9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA [=LlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllVES=]!

The [[color:red:Hell]]? No, The [[color:blue:Heaven]]? THEY'RE [[color:purple:COMING]]. The [[color:blue:squirrels]].

La trahison des images? Ceci n[[AC:']]est pas [[color:gold:l'art]].

It am hurt me brain! Wilhelm scream [[spoiler:[[TheSlenderManMythos BEHIND YOU]]]]

'''I am dwarf. [[ManInWhite Dwarf in White]]. Dwarf in very, very white.'''

The Existencialistic uber-complex Matrix-Based-Philosophical conversations about the true nature of elementry idealistic antidisestablish'''I'M GOING TO BUTTFUCK YOU'''mentarism of biochemical exposure to thewonderfulwizardofozism.

[[quoteright:350:[[Website/TheOnion http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/GRAPES_6742.jpg]]]]
[[Music/ToriAmos Tuna rubber, a little blubber in my igloo]].

[[TheWoobie Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Nes]]'''''[[CriticalAnnoyance WHAT!!!?]]'''''

-----> The following statement is true.
-----> Skip this sentence.
-----> The preceding statement was false.

[[labelnote:Seven airplanes are allergic to]][[/labelnote]] [[ThanatosGambit bulletproof coffins]]!

The '''w'''a'''s'''p'''s''' are here. This Troper's [[{{UsefulNotes/Islam}} Allah]].


[[spoiler:........................................]]Sir quality \\
[[spoiler:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,]]ate a big \\
[[spoiler:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]rod of red \\
[[spoiler:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;]]dragon cast \\
[[spoiler:.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;]]le. The inc \\
[[spoiler:||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]]ubus of hum \\
[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]anity is \\
[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]Girdl \\
[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^sock^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]esc \\
[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]kl \\
[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]e \\
[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]r \\
[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]] \\


cotton, so soft like sheep

*** My friends and I have shown in this metaphor. They are spoken. It is not my part ... of hazardous waste chemicals

--> Q: Man, who keeps taking the picture of my cat off this page?
--> A: [[Tropers/TheAdvertisementServer Doctor Twelve]].

A certain meaning and "Eyes of Death" were true. She became splendid Death. haha.

*** [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Potato Resurrection]]

The Merkrons have invaded our space! All that we have left is the English batallion of [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Yah boo! Nice nice! Phillips is a German and he have my pen...]]

If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?\\
'''Yes No.'''\\
'''Yes No.'''\\

[[spoiler: [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments Yes]].]]

We've got to do somthing about the ded cat on da flrrr1111

[[WesternAnimation/ThePebbleAndThePenguin Welcome to the Good Ship Misery]].

[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus * bong* Start again]].

![[AssimilationPlot InSTrumEnTaLIty!]] Halleluja!

--> [[Music/TheBeatles Take this brother, may it serve you well]]. [[TheCaligula ¯]]\(°[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh _]]o)/[[UsefulNotes/SierraLeone ¯]]

'''Addendum negative-six (-6) :''' True Art is not an Wiki/{{SCP|Foundation}}, by order of 05-█

~Dr. █████
[[spoiler:Subliminal message!]]

[[caption-width-right:240:Picture In Shrek's House France Surrender Kittens]]


[[center:Blue sky]]
[[center:Asshole Rich Boy]]
[[center:Zen state of Mind]]
[[center:Little high, little low,]]
[[center:Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.]]

[[center:Mama, just killed a man,]]
[[center:Put a gun against his head,]]
[[center:Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.]]
[[center:Mama, life had just begun,]]
[[center:But now I've gone and thrown it all away.]]

[[center:Mama, ooh,]]
[[center:Didn't mean to make you cry,]]
[[center:If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,]]
[[center:Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.]]

[[center:Too late, my time has come,]]
[[center:Sends shivers down my spine,]]
[[center:Body's aching all the time.]]
[[center:Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,]]
[[center:Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.]]

[[center:Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),]]
[[center:I don't wanna die,]]
[[center:I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.]]

[[center:'''I see a little silhouetto of a man,''']]
[[center:'''Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?''']]
[[center:'''Thunderbolt and lightning,''']]
[[center:'''Very, very frightening me.''']]
[[center:'''(Galileo) Galileo.''']]
[[center:'''(Galileo) Galileo,''']]
[[center:'''Galileo Figaro''']]

[[center:I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.]]
[[center:He's just a poor boy from a poor family,]]
[[center:Spare him his life from this monstrosity.]]

[[center:Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?]]
[[center:Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)]]
[[center:Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)]]
[[center:Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)]]
[[center:Will not let you go. (Let me go!)]]
[[center:Never, never let you go]]
[[center:Never let me go, oh.]]
[[center:No, no, no, no, no, no, no.]]
[[center:Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)]]
[[center:Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.]]

[[center:So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?]]
[[center:So you think you can love me and leave me to die?]]
[[center:Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,]]
[[center:Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.]]

[[center:(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)]]

[[center:Nothing really matters,]]
[[center:Anyone can see,]]
[[center:Nothing really matters,]]
[[center:Nothing really matters to me.]]

[[center:Anyway the wind blows.]]

According to Utilitarianism. We should kill everyone now. The reason being that in just under 200 years with the current mortality rate we will have gone past the total amount of deaths now. Estimates vary. But the point remains the same. Now, at some point in the future, everyone will die. As well as all culture ceasing to be. Sun Dying. Meteor. Perhaps a man made disaster. (Heat Death of the Universe if you're incredibly optimistic.) So, if it's going to happen anyway, why not now? Minimize the number of total deaths. Unless you think future cultures and humanity deserve to exist for a short period of time. Then we should microwave the lemons and send them to Mars. Further the giraffe population. Eat all the Cartridges for old computer games. Make the spice of potato French. Stop being onion rings.

[[caption-width-right:350: WAlrus MastUrbate LETUce SALLASAAAAAMIIIII!!!111!3!G'JOOBA GOO KACHUCKI FUCKT??!?1/?/0090']]
[[spoiler: Cranberry sauce]]

[[spoiler: [[LogicBomb This is not a trope.]]]]

These trope names suck. They need more [[InherentlyFunnyWords eggs.]]
* [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible True Eggs are Incomprehensible]]
* [[TrueArtIsAngsty True Eggs are Angsty]]
* [[TrueArtIsAncient True Eggs are]] [[{{Squick}} Ancient]]
* [[TrueArtIsBoring True Eggs are Boring]](Seriously, so boring)
Don't you get my point? [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG.]]

[[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior Yeeny yeeny yeeny!]] '''[[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior YEENY YEENY YEENY!]]'''
Indeed, we must petition to save the CuCUMberrrrrrzzzzz!!!111!9!
sex sEx Sex SeX sEX?
DANGAR.ALART.DANGAR.ALART.Bread feed in detected.
[[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Sir, it's a beige alert.]]
[[Webcomic/AwfulHospital M-m-M-M-m-m-MM-m-M-m-m-M-m-mMoOOOLD!!]]
Youe are Valid numborz! Sweetbeard, embryo.[[AGoodNameForARockBand Bouquet of contentious turdblossoms.Conga Line of Antipathy.]]M-m-m. Embravce your lack of poetri dicshes shels.Little Demon Malwhere.So fucking edgy~

[[center:WOP WOP, IMMA FROG]]
[[center: Well, '''MODESTO WATER NUMBER!''']]

--> ''[[TheStinger This isn't true art.]] [[ItsPopularNowItSucks This art is popular. It sucks!]]
--> ''But It's not Tuesday, Patrick!''