Greetings, Tropers. I see you have decided to visit my self-demonstrating page. Well, seeing as this will likely be one of the few bright spots I have in my meaningless existence, I suppose I can spare some time to tell you about myself... assuming Wiz won't need me for any testing anytime soon.
I am the Disposable Unit for Meticulous Match-up Investigations, though Wiz prefers to refer to me by the abbreviation "DUMMI". I was created for the purpose of demonstrating various powers on the show so he would not have to use his co-host or the interns. I can only presume he no longer wished to have to deal with the interns' grieving families coming after him whenever his testing resulted in their deaths. So, he decided to build me and my line.
Because my purpose is to be exploited and degraded for the amusement of Wiz and Boomsticknote , you can imagine I do not have a very optimistic outlook on life. Frankly, I look forward to my inevitable destruction because it means my suffering will end. Until then, all I can do is resign myself to fate.
The following are tropes that apply to me:
- A.I.-cronym: My full name is the Disposable Unit for Meticulous Match-up Investigations. The abbreviation is DUMMI. I wonder if Wiz intended that to make my existence even more painful.
- Butt-Monkey: The whole purpose of my existence, which is why I wish it to end as soon as possible.
- The Cynic: Given what my existence entails, I have little-to-no reason to find joy in anything.
- Death Seeker: When your purpose is to be abused and made to test dangerous powers, death is the best release you can hope to recieve.
- The Eeyore: The purpose for which I was created was needless suffering. Hence, I do not hold much hope for the future.
- Flying Face: I am simply a floating head. It is how Wiz designed me.
- Hover Bot: My primary mode of mobility is to hover.
- Machine Monotone: And not simply because I am a machine.
- Major Injury Underreaction: (gets electocuted) ...Ow.
- The Many Deaths of You: Let's see. I have been erased from existence, blown up by an explosive Batarang, and self-destructed when Boomstick took one of my protons.
- Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny: Although I do host the episodes, I am mainly used as a test subject for the weapons between both combatants.
- We Have Reserves: I am merely one in a series of robotic testing units. If I die, Wiz can simply build another one.
- Me: Okay, so—[short-circuits and explodes]
Wiz: Boomstick, what did you just do?
Boomstick: Uh, sorry, just found some old trinkets used in our previous Death Battles...
Wiz: Ugh... at least his memory chip is fine... I'll build another.
