Shit I made (please don't read this is old old shit)
Kids:
Kids is the story of 8 friends. They do stuff. They play, they work, they talk, and how did I make 200 comics out of this crap?
Think of it as Friends for children. And without the laugh track. 201 Comics have been made. Ilustrated by Charles ______, and written by Dookie _______.
- Five-Man Band: Averted. Anyone can take any of the roles.
- Early-Installment Weirdness: Downplayed for now. The original comic book adaptation originally had the characters only as stick figures (Because that's all the illustrator, Charlie, could draw) and slowly got more detailed. It is still kind of Stylistic Suck, considering it is currently being made by Middle Schoolers, but the duo is making it better.
- Deconstructive Parody: Frequently does this to cliched tropes.
Kids Characters:
Alex is the unofficial leader of the group. He is Eve's brother, and is never seen without his iconic hat. He is 12 years old, and was the one who originally created the group.
- Iconic Item: His hat.
- The Leader: Someone else can occasionally take this role, but he is usually the one with it.
Jack is 11 years old. Jack is kind of The Foil to Alex, considering they've been best friends since Pre-K. Jack is easily scared, but he is still very kind. He plays guitar.
The Foil: To Alex.
Butt-Monkey: Downplayed. Everyone gets a little bit of time being the butt of a joke, he just gets it a little bit more often.
That Dog:
18 Years ago, scientists, working on tests, had found an element known as “Rax”. They found it could alter the DNA of any living creature. Over time, they figured out how to control the Rax. After many human tests, they decided to mix a human with an animal. The lead scientist, Ebinizor Cricket, had been working years on it, and had turned from a curious and smart boy to a bitter, cold man locked inside trying to get what he was working on. Suddenly, when the concoction was put on a newborn dog, a dog-girl was born.
With a scientific discovery like this, the scientists studied the dog for years. Giving her a life inside, with needles and shots all over her. They gave the dog "human" walks, human food, water, and they gave her a bedroom with a television. They used her as a lab rat to test the new scientific discovery, but she didn't like it at all, being treated as only a test subject. The problem was, while other animals were cranky at worst, the dog had the brain capacity of a human, meaning she could pick things up quickly, and she started to think of a plan.
At age 13 the dog ran away to live a normal life. The scientists could not find the dog for 10 years. The dog lived normally, like a normal human being, and took on the name "Cass." She was on the run, hitchhiking to wherever she pleased.
When she was 19, she was found by one of the scientists that took tests on her when the scientist was at a gas station she was at. She started to run, but the scientist (And soon other scientists with him) followed her to an open road. On that road, she sees a big white van crash into a family SUV. After hiding in a bush for a couple of minutes, making sure everyone was ok, she looked inside and found a family of three, the two parents had smashed into the glass, killing them. But a little boy was still breathing, so she performed CPR on the little boy. And after seeing the scientists take the parents for examination, she takes the unconscious little boy in the car, and drives off.
After a while, the boy wakes up. And we learn that his name is Ben, and he is 10. He says his sister ran off before he fell unconscious, after the "Weird Men" started to get out and go towards the car.
Now, Cass and Ben are on a journey to find Ben's sister, Lucy, and avoid the scientists.
OG BIA Post:
Hello, Houseguests. A voice booms.
You wake up somewhere, but not anywhere you know. The last thing you remember is being on a bus. You were going to go on a reality show. You were very excited, but when you got on, you fell asleep.
You wake up in a bedroom with small beds, to the side of you is a map.
You get out of bed and look at the room. It's a nice modern place.
I'm guessing you want to know how you play this game?
This is a roleplay.
To play, every day there will be an immunity challenge. If you win, you are safe from the murderer for that night. To win a game, you will have to perform actions using">(Action)". These actions will be ranked on success with the classic RTD dice.
The person who wins the task at hand will get the locked HOH room, a very lavish room with a flatscreen tv, multiple arcade machines, and a water bed. Not only that, but the murderer cannot kill them.
The runner ups get the lavish round bedroom. It wont protect you, but it has a game console with free games.
Also every day, you can commision a "Meeting" in the dining room about who the murderer might be. If you do, everyone may talk and vote somebody out. Only 2 meetings can happen per day, so use the button wisely.
Every night, the murderer may kill someone that isn't in the HOH room, or choose to do nothing.. They must pm me how they kill them, like "I take a kitchen knife and stab it in Shitass's chest." Innocents must sleep for the night, unless they have a role that says otherwise.
The next day, everyone will get up, and try to find the dead person. They can also investigate the scene for clues. Again, using RTD dice.
The next HOH challenge will be in the (fictional) middle of the day. And the cycle will go on again.
Except if someone starts a meeting. This is the best way to share information to everyone about the killer. This is also the only way to vote someone out.
The murderers win if only 5 non-murderers are left in game.
How do I know of a murderer? Well.....I specifically chose you guys for a reason.
When the game starts, you will get a role. Here are the roles you may get:
Good Roles
The Detective: Gets clues on who might be bad every night. They never outright say it, but over time some roles should become known.
The Spy: On the second day and after, they may ask three times per game to see the most recent dm I sent someone, or the most recent dm someone sent me.
The Medic: Can choose to protect one player every night from the killer.
The Sleepless: May choose to inhabit one room every night (pool, weights, and tea cup count as different rooms). If the killer takes anything, leaves a body in, or does anything involving that room, You get a clue on who the killer is.
The Bomber: If killed by killer, will blow up the killer with them.
The EMF: Any time during the game, they can announce their role and double their votes for the rest of the game.
The Boring: Face it, you are not special.
Evil Roles
The Killer: Default killing role. Must kill someone in detail every night.
The Accomplice: This person doesn't do any of the killing, but they second the killer. Every night, when the killer kills, they may put in up to two pieces of fake evidence. If The Killer dies by bomber, they take their place, but lose this role.
The Magic Man: Muffles the detective's clues to be in the killer's favor. They can only use this three times in the game, but they can ask every night for the clue going to the detective, before it is sent to them, so they can choose to muffle it.
The Boss: Has a bullet that they can use on anyone twice a game (But not two nights in a row), regardless of being protected. If voted out, takes the first person to vote for them with them. Is not working with mafia, and mafia does not know of their role.
Neutral
Cupid: At the start of the first night, can make two players twins. If one dies or gets voted off, so does the other one. Twins know who the other twin is.
The Child: Every night, they must choose someone to hide behind. If the person they are hiding behind is killed, the first time, they run away. The second time, they die, too.
Rickroller: Is told they are a Boring when roles are revealed. If Detective investigates them, they will instead get a link to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”. If Killer Tries To Kill Them, they will still die, but the killer will also get a link to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” When they die, everybody will get a link to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”. ...Ok, who added this?
regardless of the number of people, the Bad:Good ratio will always be 1:5 (Or rounded up to it). The game ends if the killer is voted out, or if the accomplice-turned killer is voted out after the original dies by bomb. This round, there will be 3 Borings, 6 Good Roles, 3 Third Parties, and 4 Bad Roles.
1: Make your votes clear during meetings
like /vote Shitass2: DO. NOT. GODMOD. YOU ARE A CONTESTANT. I DID NOT HIRE YOU.
This includes talking for other characters, evading a murder, escaping the house, or throwing a challenge in your favor. If someone godmods in this game, I wont be very happy!3: Please make sure you can participate before signing up. I don't want anyone to be AFK for the entire game. If you need to leave, please say so by DM.
4: Editing is allowed, because this is a roleplay, but only for spelling or grammar mistakes.
5: If you are dead or voted out, please don't post in the thread until the finale.
6: You only have one character. Use it wisely.
7: Please do not quote any of my dms in your posts.
8: Any character is allowed, except for controversial figures.
9: If you do not post for an entire week with no reason why, you will be kicked out and replacements will be found to be in your place.
Do you want to know who I am? Well too bad. I am standing behind my loudspeaker, right where I like it, and I only come out at night to dispose of bodies. Refer to me as “The Shag.” I’ve heard other hosts are supposed to look scary or weird, but guess what? You don’t get to see me. This is all you get.
Why would you do this? You might be calling out. Well, sometimes you need to kill some others to get what you want, and I decided to get a little creative.....
I know what you’re thinking right now. “Oh, if he isn’t coming down, I can do anything I want, right?” No. I have enlisted guards that would help for free. They don’t follow the rules of this universe. I call them my Game-Breakers, but you might know them as Godmodders. If you mess up, they might reverse time on you, they might turn your head into a chicken. You never know....
Sam Reyu:
An author avatar of an Idea-Maker called HonidiWebzz. Suffered the fate of being a Mary Sue, and once she started to get the hate of other players, she was killed by the murderer. Soon came back to just call out the murderer and say that they killed them. Luckily, everyone took pity on the murderer and everyone else left alive.
TooToo:
A funny baby elephant who was abused in a circus. If you’ve ever met them before, they will not stop talking about that last part. They got so annoying the host told them to stop. She soon started to overshadow everyone else and started to overshadow even the host, even trying to take the host over, but the host then obliterated them into nothingness. The Shag has found the remains of TooToo and used it to reconstruct the elephant.
Mentira:
Originally as the villain in the Video Game “Far Cry: The Battle Of Freedom,” He was brought in another murdergame, and actually stayed chill for a while. Then, they started talking for other players, but nobody really minded. Then, he not only talked for another player, but turned the completely innocent player into a murderer. Needless to say, the host was not happy, and kicked them out, but Mentira escaped beforehand. He then made snarky comments on the current situation for the rest of the game.
Audley:
A prep student from Reginald University, and almost died in a bombing there. The bombing gave her a dark side, whenever you make them angry.....Not many people would know this though, as in their murdergame they did absolutely nothing, and apparently quit.
They were the murderer. The host was angry at them, and banished them from every murdergame after. That incident was a long time ago, and Audley’s powers tried to develop, but because she barely did anything, they never did. Her only power is being so forgettable, she makes you forget things from your memory. The more you forget, the shorter it stays.
So are you ready to play? You better be.
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Current Players:
1. Dr. Robotnik ( Doesn't Look Like a Doctor To Me ) - madface7
2. Trent Reznor ( Intentionally left Blank. )
3. Spongebob Squarepants ( He's Ready.....To Die! ) - Billy5545
4. Michael Afton ( How do you do....Mrs. Afton? ) - The Geek Artist 08
5. strike: Xinyan ( She looks like a Wack! ) - unfortunatezorua
6. Holly ( Done? We're never done! ) - Ozbourne
7. strike: Ibuki Mioda ( We can spell, alright? ) - Tabby Girl 4
8. Frankie ( Blub Blub Blub? ) - Point Maid
9. Cirno ( 60? Fucking 60? ) - MOARPYLONZ
10. Annette Strong ( Got any cookies, Grandma? ) - GoldenCityBird
11. Meito Anizawa ( Mmmmmm.....Meato..... ) - Zanreo
12. strike: Wario ( Wario show you fun ) - Tales of Under
13. Ring Fit Trainee (And Ring) ( Two for the price of one! ) - wingedcatgirl
14. Gin Ibushi ( Can they smell blood? ) - Ten Of Swords 13
15. King Doraco ( Today a king dies. ) - Purple Eyed Guma
16. Loona ( Roll over! ) - Dubh Kafkaesque
16. Elizibeth Afton ( Will silbling rivalry bring these two apart? ) - Hype Kitty 1.
