Episode - 3F15\\
First Aired - 3/24/1996

When Troy [=McClure=] (you may remember him from such Simpsons episodes as "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" and "Lisa the Vegetarian"!) is sentenced to renew his driver's license after getting pulled over for erratic driving, he meets Selma (who is still looking for a man so she can have a family and not die alone) and decides to marry her to revive his moribund movie career (which fizzled out due to bad project choices and the urban legend that he is sexually attracted to fish, which got him in trouble at the Springfield Aquarium), which Selma has no problem with -- until Troy's agent wants Troy and Selma to have a baby.


* BabiesMakeEverythingBetter: PlayedForDrama -- Troy's agent wants Troy and Selma to have a baby, but Troy doesn't know the first thing about sex with a real woman and Selma doesn't want to bring a child into a sham marriage. Troy then suggests hiring a child actor to be in on it, but by then, Selma's just tired of the illusion.
* TheBeard: Selma, for Troy (only Troy isn't gay, just allegedly sexually attracted to sea life).
* BeautyMark: Selma gains a small but noticeable one of these when she starts dressing like a celebrity wife.
* BestialityIsDepraved: This episode peppers in an absurd amount of jokes about Troy’s fish fetish, even putting it into the episode's title.
* BitingTheHandHumor: The final line reveals 20th Century Fox is willing to produce Troy's ridiculously outdated-sounding vanity project.
* BrutalHonesty:
--> '''Selma:''' Is this a sham marriage!?
--> '''Troy:''' Sure, baby. Is that a problemo?
* ByTheLightsOfTheirEyes: "Marge, could you close your eyes? I'm trying to sleep."
* CareerResurrection: In-Universe. Troy undergoes one after marrying Selma.
* CharacterDevelopment: The entire point of the episode was to provide this for Troy.
* ADayInTheLimelight: For Troy [=McClure=] and Selma. The Simpsons do appear, but they're pretty much the supporting cast.
* CompressedVice: Troy's [[BrokenPedestal career-ruining]] [[BestialityIsDepraved fetish for marine wildlife]] comes out of nowhere, and it never comes up again.
* EarthAllAlong: A line from ''[[Film/PlanetOfTheApes Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off]]'' is the TropeNamer.
-->Oh my God! I was wrong! It was Earth, all a-long!
* EveryoneHasStandards: Selma may be a jerk to her brother-in-law, Homer, on many occasions and not seem to mind that she's being used to help Troy [=McClure=]'s career, but she refuses to have a baby with him, as she feels bringing a child into a sham marriage will negatively affect the kid.
-->'''Selma:''' Look, I'm sorry. A loveless marriage is one thing, we're not hurting anybody. But bringing a child into a loveless family is something I just can't do.
* TheFantasticTropeOfWonderousTitles: ''The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel'' currently provides this trope's page image.
* HeReallyCanAct: InUniverse. His appearance in ''Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Want To Get Off!'' shows that Troy is in fact a legitimately talented actor. The reason he's considered washed-up has more to do with his poor choices of roles, his addictions, and (obviously) the fish thing.
* HypocriticalHumor
-->'''Parker:''' Paramount wants you to star in a buddy comedy with Creator/RobLowe and Creator/HughGrant.
-->'''Troy:''' Those ''sick '''freaks?!'''''[[note]]for those who don't get the joke, Rob Lowe caught heat for recording a sex tape with a minor and Hugh Grant was caught with a black prostitute named Divine Brown. The fact that Troy calls them out for being freaks is hypocritical, as Troy has been accused of being sexually attracted to fish[[/note]]
* ImGoingToDisneyWorld: Troy's reaction to the possibility of being [=McBain=]'s sidekick:
-->''Hot damn! [[NotHelpingYourCase I'm going to Sea World!]]''
* INeedAFreakingDrink: When Troy tries to have sex with Selma to conceive a child, he just keeps making roaring noise at the door of their bedroom. Selma wants to break the ice and offers him some wine. He quickly runs to the bed, empties both glasses, and returns to the door to continue with the roaring.
* InkSuitActor: [=MacArthur=] Parker looks like his voice actor, Creator/JeffGoldblum.
* IThoughtItMeant: No, when Fat Tony said Troy was "sleeping with the fishes", he did ''not'' mean Troy was dead.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Troy is able to win over Selma by talking about the benefits she gets out of the sham marriage.
* OppositesAttract: Troy is a very upbeat and shallow character while Selma is negative and emotional.
* PetTheDog: When Selma is reprimanded for smoking in a fancy restaurant, Troy lights up a cigar so she won't feel embarrassed. This was before the whole thing turned to publicity.
* PunnyName: [=MacArthur=] Parker is one on the song "[=MacArthur=] Park".
* RealMenWearPink: Troy's casual sweater and wedding tuxedo.
* RippedFromTheHeadlines: The premise of a celebrity marrying solely to convince the public that they have non-deviant sexual urges may have been inspired by the failed Music/MichaelJackson-Lisa Marie Presley marriage, which ended a few months before this episode ran and was widely suspected of being a career-reviving ploy. (Columnist Jonah Goldberg actually referenced this episode in a ''National Review'' piece in 2005, as Jackson's child molestation trial was nearing its end.)
* ShoutOut: The musical ''Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!'', in addition to being a parody of ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes'', also contains the number "Dr. Zaius", set to a SuspiciouslySimilarSong to Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus". See also PunnyName above.
* SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace: Subverted; it looks like Homer might object, but he's too busy humming the tune to Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll, Part 2" in his head.
* SpecialGuest: Creator/JeffGoldblum as [=MacArthur=] Parker.
* TheUnreveal: Troy's "abnormality" is purposefully alluded to but never spelled out (most likely due to censorship reasons, but Fat Tony's line about Troy [=McClure=] "sleeping with the fishes" -- which, in this case, doesn't mean that Troy was drowned by the Mafia -- is about as close to alluding to Troy's sexual fetish as primetime TV will allow)
* WeirdAside: How Homer lets the truth slip:
-->'''Marge:''' It was a beautiful wedding. I don't think I've seen Selma happier.
-->'''Homer:''' That reminds me — Troy said something interesting last night at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the marriage is just a sham to help his career. Well, enough talk. Let's snuggle.
-->'''Marge:''' WHAT?!
* YouMightRememberMeFrom: Used Repeatedly InUniverse. It's a Troy episode, so this trope is all over the place.