Thompson: It's the Rapture, Shauna, the Rapture! The virtuous have gone to Heaven, and the rest of us have been... Left Below! We were fools! And because we rejected God (tacitly accepting Satan), we must suffer through the Apocalypse. Buddhist Monk: I thought all religions were a path to God; I was wrong! Scientist: Why did I put my faith in science and technology?! Homosexual: Oh, why did I choose to be gay?!