Rita rents an RV for a summer journalist assignment and the first stop is Niagra Falls. Lincoln notices they'll pass by the the Bizzaritorum tourist attraction and asks if they can visit. Rita promises they can if they have enough time.
- All for Nothing: Lincoln adjusts the clocks to get enough time to visit the Bizzaritorum, but when they arrive, learn its out of business.
- Comically Missing the Point: When Mr. Grouse celebrates over the Louds being away all summer, thus ensuring he'll finally have some peace and quiet, Leni believes he's celebrating because he's happy for them.
- Cursed Item: Lincoln takes the mummy ring out of the now defunct Bizzaritorum, which leads to the family suffering misfortune.
- It Amused Me: Lucy says making Lincoln a toilet paper mummy isn't necessary. Rather, it's merely payback for getting the family cursed in the first place.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: The mummy whose ring Lincoln took caused a lot of damage, but after performing a ritual to return his ring, he not only lifts the curse, but also fixes the damage he did to their RV.
- My God, What Have I Done?: After Rita receives a call from Jesse and confessing she missed the barrel race, Jesse opts to take her off the assignment. Lincoln takes the phone and explains everything that happened. Jesse is amazed by the mummy curse story and decides to put Rita back on the assignment telling the Louds they can forget her itinerary and do whatever they want before the deadline.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero:
- Lincoln taking the mummy's ring gets the family cursed.
- The time they spent lifting the curse makes Rita miss her Niagara Falls barrel racing assignment and nearly taken off the assignment.
- Toilet Humor: Lynn clogs the RV's toilet twice, the first time being a result of eating 14 chili dogs.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Dr. Weirdly himself is nowhere to be seen when the family arrives to find his Bizzaritorium shut down.
